Judge — June 11, 1921 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Boomeranging Dad inald. ed the Papa Didn't Do It—“Oh, Re; have you spoken to papa yet?” excited, sweet young thing. ‘0, dear,” was the reply of Reginald; ose cuts on my face I got at the barber Yonkers Statesman poor Smith. Horrors—" Tough abou wasn’t it?” said Jones gloomily *What happened him?” asked Brown He got so far behind in his room rent that he had to marry his landlady,” re plied Jones.— Nas le Tennesseean. Qualitied—Oswuld—My love for you is : like the deep, blue sea Clarissa (for such was her name)—And ¢ it with the corresponding amount of Father—AR® YOU SURE THAT YOUNG ALLEN Lovers YOU AND YOU ALONE salt.—Wutchman-Examiner ON, YES, DAD, MORE THAN ANY OTHER TIME ' Chance for a Brave Man—" With the ght Napping—sMr. De Seines— (on assurance that you love me, Gladys, I can roducéd to adored one’s mother) go forth and fight the world,” said the don me but have we not met young man, with the pink tic before? face seems strangely fa “Well, Reginald,” replicd the sweet miliar young thing, “if you really feel that way Idored One's: Mother—Nes, U am the ibout it, commence by going and breaking the news to papa.” — Yonkers 8 ian who stood up before you for two Mahomet and Matt Quay— The pop whole miles in a street car the other day glar belief is that men are getting morc you sat reading a paper—Toronto shrewd and that the world in general is A Simple Lunatic—Etu—I think this “bile young Sapleigh is a boob; he invited me /*s"a”" tightening up on sharp practice. It’s an out last night for a moonlight walk He Wants to Know—“Am I the first. unwarranted deduction, we believe, and a I Well, what did he do? girl vou ever kissed?” libel on the well-known race. People who Esu—Nothing. but admire the moon Am 1 that) amateurish. girlie?” believe this theory are pretty generally a light! —Boston Gle Louisville Courier-Journal, class of people who accept things at their face value. They don’t, as a rule, know The Soft-Focus Life that Mahomet used to put wheat in his r and a dove would come down and get the grain, impressing Mahomet’s con stituency that the dove was a divine mes: senger. Than which no politician has ever pulled anything one-half as clever since Matt Quay died.—Buffalo News. Promotion—When Governor Stephens of California was mayor of Los Angeles there was one man who, even more than others, harassed the life out of him in re gard to getting some kind of a job. Fi nally Stephens got the fellow placed, doing outdoor work in the public service depart ment. The man was mighty appreciative. and alway’ tipped his hat to the Mayor thereafter. It wasn’t. more than two months until the fellow again showed up at the Mayor's office. This time he said he wanted to be promoted Promoted?” said Stephens. “Why, . you want to get ahead too rapidly Think what a short time you've been at your present job. Such vaulting ambition as yours will make you unhappy and dis contented as you go through life. What sort of job have you got your eye on yhow?” Well,” said the caller seriously, “you know I've been driving a mule. And I 7. thought if it could be arranged I'd like to I HAVE A MOVIE ACTRESS LIVING WITH ME. I TELL YOU, SHE HAS AN EASY Jou! ‘ : OWyis'oons suk 00? be promoted to driving a horse.”"— Kansas “SME JUST LETS HERSELF BE PHOTOGRAPHED ALL DAY LONG.” —Meggendorfer Blacticr (Munich). City Star.