Judge — June 4, 1921 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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4860 Draven by Cusnios TH. Warcnr ‘Tue Cornesronnixc Surinwace of Billy The lefty frowned at first, then he began to snarl. However Billy kept calling them just the same, apparently not noticing the bristling demeanor of Chippy. Whenever Billy called “Ball” why Chippy ground his teeth in anger. Finally Billy called “Ball Four’ on what is termed a close He Chippy threw down his glove with a mad flourish one an started towards Billy Chippy made a few acid remarks + to purchase Billy some spectacles. with an imperial thumb towards the dug-out. said a bad word and swung at Billy: w Billy in his younger days had been a light middle weight of promise. Enclosed in his dark blue suit was a set of muscles that ¢ t be purchased with money. Behind his calm grey eyes was a knowledge that comes only from taking the Queens berry the University of Swapped Knocks. Hence when Chip py’s well-meant pile driver whizzed into Billy was in a totally different place. Hence again, before Chippy could think up any retort or snappy action he very cleverly blocked a short It was mong which was a whole Billy n Then Chippy hearted 0! jioned Course in view jolt on the point of his jaw what they call aine’s Fireworks caress, so-called he who kissed with it can see all the pretty a because is pyrotechnics free of charge. Chippy’s mates carried him to the dugout music He came later on just in time to learn that he 1a few hundred and suspended, not forever like Brooklyn Bridge, but just for a few weeks. You might think Chippy and Billy were deadly enemies after that, but such They became good to slow to was fin was not the case. friends, that is, as good friends as any- body can be with an umpire This is a fair sample of a bed-time story designed to fit a ball-player. Can you not see the heads nodding as the end of this goo-word tale draws near? Indeed, anybody who could listen to it and stay awake had better be ex amined for traces of malignant insomnia. Drawn by Ganoxen O. Res A PEARL NECKLACE “Your wisnes “Oswatp, | po wis FOR sty Ane Soruontsea, 1 ALLOW NO ONE TO COMMAND ste!” ov Skirts axp We Rixes Mind Reading By Katierine Neciey NC SRCY was an epicure. He liked good food, well prepared and tastefully served. All the head-waiters of the best restaurants in town knew him and piloted him at once to his favorite waiters who advised what was good. He liked the Green Dog best of all and favored it when he wanted a par ticularly delectable repast, but he quite forgot to care what was on the menu the day he saw Loretta lunching table. Loretta was young, slim, pretty and wore clothes Her eyes were of baby-blue, her skin was like peaches and cream, and her hair like spun gold. She would have made a wonderful model for a painter or sculptor. Percy tricd to make her notice him, but her eyes were abstracted She woked as if she were dreaming of angels, or love, or some other grand and glorious thing. Perey just wished. he knew what she was really thinking She wondering whether would rather eat liver and onions and stay home from the dance that night; or cat ice cream and go to the dance the opposite smart was she The Common Riddle By D. D. Duster $ have earned some money, 4% | must pay some taxes, Each tax has a special tax Each special tax has a sur-tax Each sur-tax has a delinquent-tax Sur-taxes, special and delinquent How many taxes must I pay? She Aimed to Please Bacheldore—Cook, can’t you toast without burning it? Cook—No, sorr, but Oi can scrape it if yez prefer it that way, make His Special Gift Max—Smith’s eneech on prohibition was fine, wasn’t it? Pax—Yes, he can always make a dry subject interesting, HM -YOU WOULD BUY ME BIRTHDAY.” COMMANDS My AND, 7