Judge — June 4, 1921 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ENCH IVORY CIGARETTE CASE set off with flowers or but terflies or with initia! or monogram. Springs open at the thumb’s command. Flowers or butterfly patterns or plain case with an initial $1: with monogram $1.50. Let your order come quickly! INLAID CO. 1078 Broad St., Providence. R. L Learn to Dance WILLIAM CHANDLER PEAK. M. Room 161 4737 Broadway, Chicago, Ht My Little Old Second- Hand Car By Eowis A. Fue you "RE not a tw plain six My littl old second-hand car But your cylinders four, with a buzz and ix, nor an eight or 1 roar, Have faithfully carried me far You may make more noise nan élite Rolls-Royce But to my ears no music you lack! And, thou; away town. You somehow pull through and come back gh you break down in some far You don’t always lead—but you match my own speed, My little old second-hand car! And, though I may rave when your parts misbehave. Still, we're f s to your very last scar! No wealth you display—just. my own hard-earned pay Yet, when driving, how princely I feel more joy thar Yes, you've brought m I've known since a boy When I bought my first second-hand wheel! Suitable Arrangement Nipp—Turn about is fair play Tuck—Yes, the lawyer and the tailor have to go to each other for their suits. [Everything About Cuticura Soap Suggests Efficiency Oren id SSUES ot Drown by ROW. Poues Mr. Bug—My coopxess! How tux Iu GETTIN Judgelets T is better to have someone wonder why you are not there than to have someone ask how you got in The main difference between a civilized man and a savage is that the civilized man can conjugate verbs. When Greek meets Greek nowadays there is a restaurant When the cternal triangle is aired in the divorce-court it becomes infernal Ask a woman to marry you in a street car. She won't accept you. Ask her ina limousine. he will A woman has never been able to under stand why a man has to have a reason for doing anything. After all it may be better to be a spend thrift than a lendthrift It’s really the love of other people's money that is the root of all evil What a woman seeks is a permanent ( By Jous Mero, da. + Growce Mivewenn For PARROTS AND CANAKIES, TOO, Her MOTHER'S TENDER HEART BEATS TRUE. 2 “Success in Music and How to Win It"? Sours and nine oiner tell how you eat ‘quickly tearm to play ‘4 double your ad pleasure. wave in her hair. What a man seeks is a permanent crease in his trousers. Every one of us must take a certain amount of back talk fr pur Truth may win in the nscience, long run, but a lic is more of a sprinter Any millionaire will admit that he has more brains than money Danger! \ girl doesn’t care that your middle initial stands for Vernon, but when she begins calling you by your first name watch out boy! She likes your last one Same Faint Heart Hokus—1 wonder what has bec the old-fashioned Lydia Languish type of girl who used to faint Pokus—She still feints, only you spell it differently Poetry of Motion Browne—Have you ever noticed that bliss always rh: ? Towne—I rhymes with k s with kis so noticed that blister ed her. A Soliloqu The Lord gave and the Doctor hath taken away—the money Se GLADLY BLOWS HER WEEKLY WAGE To BUY HER DICKEY-BIKD A CAGE. comicbooks.com