Judge — June 4, 1921 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Our Elbow! By Jay G. Dee HE superintendent, male, of the insane asylum and the matron in charge of the female patients had retired to the cellar to enjoy a glass or two of it really makes no difference what bev. erage they quaffed; people who daily bear such serious responsibilities as they do must relax occasionally With a “Here’s how” motion—it really makes no difference what he did; it is what he said that matters. “We received a very, very strange case to- day; just as funny as it is strange, too.” The matron in charge of the female patients set down her glass and wiped —her spectacles. “‘Ahhbhh!”’ she sighed, “that was good.” Perhaps she referred to the strange case haps—it really makes no difference what she referred to; she asked: “What about Ouch! or per- your strange case? “Ah, yes. A young fellow about thirty- two or three, apparently intelligent, imagines he is very wealthy. He insists on distributing this fictitious fortune among everybody he meets; very conscientious about it; every new acquaintance he makes he alters his figures so that they will be included. Insists on equal distribution of everything. Very funny case, indeed Once more the two of them partook of it really makes no difference what. The matron sighed again. I know not if the Drown by A. B. Water Methu My pear, WERE IS ANOTHER VERY TEMPTING OFFER TO GO INTO LOVIES. sigh was of satisfaction, or of sympathy for the poor young man who was possessed “T think, rather * she re by the devil of equality that his is a very, very sad case, plied “Tell me, what is there about it that is so funny?” Ha, ha,” laughed the superintendent “It is funny. He thinks he’s Lenine! The Impossible Sex Sister (to brother who kas taken her to see a game of baseball) —What makes you think I do not understand the 2 Brother (disgustedly)—Because you fell in love with the umpire. The Label B ETTINA lacked the To buy a brand-new hat, So had to make it all herself From scraps of this and that But, being proud, she fooled her friends In thinking that it came From some exclusive fashion-shop Of strictly Gallic fame. Ry Minna Invenc cash, alas! she had saved the magic tags That bore the names of those Who stand for all most ravishing, And costliest in clothes. So to her home-made turban she Affixed the silken label That once adorned the Paris lid Of second-cousin Mabel Making Him Muscular “The doctor says my husband must exercise, but he positively refuses to take any. What shall I do?” “Why not get him a hat that will blow off easily on windy days?” Decided “Jones and I have made a bet, and you are to settle it, Tsay that “What are the terms of the wager?” “Oh, the loser is to buy a good dinner for the three of us. I claim that “Nemmine that. [never knew Jones t pay abet. You lose.” get Drawn by Ant Hevrast How A FELLA FEELS WHEN HE SELLS HIS FIRST DRAWE NG