Judge — June 4, 1921 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Aye, Aye, Matey! “The sartors p THAD TOGO TO SEA. As ror me, 1 was rie Ephemeral Impressions—The other night we attended an alumni dinner of the Dear Old Colle nd learned a number of things besides the fact that we belong to a prehist vss and that our ideas old-fashioned and reactionary to a legree. The thing that impressed us nost was the number of once important matters which we had now entirely for \ few weeks ago the Louisville asked, most disconcert- ure gotten Courier-Journ ngly, “Do member your class yell?” We tried and tried, and couldn't Hundreds of times we must have howled ring syl you remer ourself hoarse on those awe-ins and now all we can seem to re “Rah, ‘rah We cannot Nor our class lass president what ever cap and Nor ne of our class pin, our lables member is that it ended with ‘rah! But that is not all remember our class colors motto, if any or treasurer of our our secretary became gown at ever beca diploma, the trophy we won in the 220. yard hurdles, the inscribed baseball that won the championship from I. U., or our thesis on “Archaisms in the Plautine Comedy.” All, all are ge together with the collection of dance programs, the individual and uniform photographs of the satin slipper, the the stcins, the pipes Ted Robinson one’s classmates glove, the garter the pennants. Cleveland Plain Dealer in Youth and the Motor—* Are you sceing to it that your son’s education in cludes courses of i ion that will help him in the busy aff. Wues SLY ONE FROM T was a ve MY HOME ays G FELLOW EVERY “Yes, sir,” replied Farmer Corntos “LT told Josh that no matter how natin’ his Greck and Latin might be he must not let ‘em_ interfere with his studyin ‘the traffic Washingt regulations.” It's Fasier—" My boy graduates from college this year I expect to take him into the office with me.” You'll start him at the bottom m work up. I suppose.” », | think [ll start him at the top and let him work down New York Sun and + JOURN, ISM Where Credit Is Due.—Joe Claborne in De Witt last week. He as going to bring ye editor some early veget: you he could raise them without a de trator. If he can spare the time from hunting and fishing Mrs. Claborne is a Wit) New Era (5 sles to show he may bring them fine gardener.—Dc As “Where in the dem nition blazes is that new reporter Jobbles?” bellowed the city editor “Tsent him out to cover a lecture on the ‘Missing Link,’” city editor Specimen said the assistant ch? Well, L hope you told him to sit in the rear where he wouldn't attract much attention. At a meeting of that kind he’s liable to be drafted. Birm Ige- Herald. ham Mr you have An Old Trate \ Editor, I've told that printed in your sheet that I am_ the greatest the world has ever known Editor ns only Story tor been swindler No, sir! the Not in my paper. It latest Boston con news Globe Place—“T called the financial que n the rural editor's The Right little light said the man tum “Well, you've struck the right place.” “Tf there is anything —Bos for a on Y anc returned the editor we are light on, it is the finances.’ ton Transcript Scissory Loves Company ‘Conrounn tT MAN, HURRY UP! WELL, SIR, DURIN’ THE Yo SLACK PART OF VE BEEN HALF AN HOUK ALREADY THE DAY | GETS A BIT LONELY LIke