Judge — May 28, 1921 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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= seo “LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU”’ There are laughs galore in every page of MAURICE SWITZER’S SATIRE AND SONG As a fun maker and all-round gloom dispeller th is simply irresisti If a good laugh is better than a dose of physic, then SATIRE AND SONG will actually save scores of doctor's bills SATIRE & SONC pa be pr BRUNSWICK SUBSCRIPTION COMPANY 225 FIFTH AVENUE NEW YORK CITY Fourteen Reels in the Life of a Flea By Bexsamix De Cassenes The Hera Imagine my faced me at the House,” by ARK! ange start when th head of a Meade words down tom which they say will look The Hera strike the quarter all the rum-hounds within a half-mile to prayer at Tim Shine’s teen years They were k Ma d Fanny and Fluff pounded out 7 p.m. we were all su our desks awaiting the “getting the news from the f the Be Hed it, At Magog pounded out the last stroke a-loll made for the ubt those two that used to urs with mallets, summoning ate of the Herald Building for six we did not call them “angels.” and Gull, Gog and When Stuff and Guil posed to be at the rag orld, when Gog and we all dropped pwn as Stu wires to chew ur corners of the our ever-dulls and Place that Made When ye Broadway give a thought to ‘Herald ang They have thermometers for nigh “Jim” Farrell Faust. The erform Il kind: to tell Neither heard and s have human beings now alive any’ three dined in the Owl lunch wined in Tim's and Good old days! hen the “trump of ect not to hear the trump in nd Guil calling “Time! il Herald? judgment” sounds 1 y car, but the in the office VERYTHING is runnii turned fr Ginger. Gypsy en't nearly as old t's the reason res. “Gypsy and P. Dutton & Co. and Ginger than y didn’t live by a time And it is time-clocks that’s k It's John W. Efficiency, ladies and gent ing us all into an early grave. Rum has € put quite a few of us hors ut. War has taken his rake-off. But, believe me, the simple little time-clock has more of us than all the rest put together. That grouch’s ¢ my chest Gypsy and Ginger had their horeymoon at Hampstead Heath, which is the Luna Park of don when the Zeps are laying off the job. After pd thin resolved to settle you are xingerbeer, si Wher vhen you get married y down. © keeps you; u keep house. No good on the was neither So the housewife uses a tin home Gyp had no t perfect nor efficient. Just a hur couple had no international debts to cancel urday nights Harry 1 ng for them Maybe it nvenic being uder came over to the drop in. odern inc psy and Ginger this couple only pl nw” 1d say no. I never quite found out ut I do kr i with the myself problem. id of Why Is An ARRISON RHODES has been travel: over American ¢ all the clubs with lockers and all the bri Ruined Cloak Models say Bostonian?” Harrison a Bostonian, Mr. Codfish? Our m Because somebody Wro preserve So Long!” h avenue has got to Common for no reason at all, Like Toj Like the bean, he is ) nits his reason for being never makes any apologies to the spokes Why is cken lives there throw from Washington. Geor visited it. Booth Tarkington I Cabell goes there to f ut what cellar Why is a Philadelphian? away from Ben Franklin's and see the Woolworth » wide open behind closed doors that : Iphian h to run over to New York on the Lord's Day to get a rest. There are other that Mr. Rhodes does not touch on. I was so mum Iam to me dyin’ day What is a New Yorker? he To the West he is a vamp chaser. To the 1 Revenue De- boot Southerner, a Maybe he is—but he does manage ns like these are settled in (McBride). s in Mencken’s Because it is necessary ave once in a Because while wer partment, a confidence man Other que ns and Cities” to liv “American T ROMEIKE’S PSS CLIPPING BUREAU We will send you all newspaper clippings which may appear about you. your frends. or any sub- fection which you may want to be “up-to-date.” E yper of periodical of importance in the U issearched. Terms $7.50 for 10» clippings. | HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave., N comicbooks.com