Judge — May 21, 1921 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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H i g h er Cc r i t i Cc 1 sm The daughter of the hostess tugged at the young brother's sleeve. Such bad form to wear all those diamonds in the By Iwexe Van Vatwexnure afternoon, don’t you think? She simply has to advertise her LITTLE hush fell over the room as the girl moved to her new wealth.” at. Then, in the ensuing confusion, the hostess turned The young man at her other side claimed her attention. to her husband. “What an ankle that woman has! I've never seen such an “She's nothing but a framp from the provinces.” ankle, nor such a foot. Jove, I'd like to immortalize them in The host, unhearing, murmured to the man on his right, — marble. . “She carries hei regally, doesn’t she? [like that in women.” The second footman said to the butler, “Who's the young The man whispered to his fiancée, “Did you ever sce such person just sat down?” devilishly enticing green eyes?” “Look well, young man,” replied the butler, “for you'll never The fiancée whispered back, “Terrible! That awful tur- sce her like again. She's the youngest prima donna in the quoise gown she has on makes them look watery.” i Her young brother nudged her. “I say, she’s a witch : “Was it her just sung that song’ sked the footman. vamped me out of my boots. Did you sce her eye m “Gosh, hasn't she got a yellow skin - ——_—— mas SweeTie TELLS ME} Numerical 1M GOING TO BE AWFULLY LSacsone | my mseann || [MER HUSBAND +S ce Ry Minian Tricuser \S GOING AWAY ON _—_ 1 2, 3s 4. 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, of BUSINESS + . f * » Gracious sakes aliv One, two, three, four, five; Count ‘em through, and then: Six, seven, cight, nine, ten Such a simple few! Yet—what they can ¢ Wealth of copper kings. Plutocrats and things, All is writ with these. Price of bread and cheese; cs of fair girls, Platinum and pearls Price of sable coats, — Motor-cars and boats. DONT s WAT COULD In this tiny range BUT MRS SWEETIES HUSBAND cevies, Bae Tou EXPECT | All the stock-exchange DESERTED WER | AVA? Has its little fling AT CAST Noted tenors sing For some wanted share Of the row up there. All the march of days Down time’s storied ways, All the deeds of man Since the world began, Can be counted too, By these valiant few And the doled-out years Of man’s smiles and tears By a sev aught To an end are brought = One, two, three, four, five; “AND THEY SAY SHE Gracious sakes alive! 1S AML BLACK AND BLUE Sing ‘em through and then: ix, seven, cight, nine, ten. Oh, what they can do, Just these dauntless few! Characterized Willis—What do Bump's sons do? Gillis—One is a ball player, another is a dead beat, and the third is a re- tail merchant. Willis—L see; hold-out, hold-off and hold-up. A Whine In vino demitasse. Deven by Bes Inwax Isx'T IT FIERCE HOW STORIES GET ABOUT 24 comicbooks.com