Judge — May 21, 1921 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Then They Stuffed Him—Little Willic had been told that he must always wait patiently until he was served at meals and not to cry across the table or grab for his food. One day, while dining at a neighbor's with his mother, the little fellow accidentally overlooked. He was very patient for a time, but at last he could bear the strain no longer, seeing every body feeding but himself. So, leaning quietly across to his mother, he said in a loud whisper “Mother, do little boys who starve to death go to heaven?’ — Pittsburg Chron e-Telegraph. was A Treasure Trove—" For some reason the Sunday-school class had become in- terested in Methuselah. At their urgent request the teacher related all the au thentic information recorded in the Bible about that amazing man, also various gleaned from less reliable sources. In conclusion she said “Now, is that all? Are there further questions you would like to ask about Methuselah?” “Vd like to know,” said the m in terested of the lot, “where all his birth day buried.” —Los Times anecdotes any presents arc Angeles Too Inquisitive Son—A most prom ising youth recently sought information family affairs like from his father touching “Dad,” said he mother “Why, what a question! Of course, I “do you “And she likes you?” “Tam certain she docs.” * Did she ever say so?” “Thousands of times, my son.”” “Did she marry because loved you?” Whercupon dad became angry, and you she said “See here, young man, you're getting entirely too personal, But I don’t mind telling you that she did.” The boy scrutinized his parent closely, and after a pause added “Tell me this, dad: Was ma as near sighted then as she is now?"—Phi" adel phia Ledger. Couldn't Reach It—Three-year-old Robert, of Franklin, has a fondness for That Sad, M ad Wig Wag — Do you THAT WILL HELP SY BALDNESS? “HAVE you TRIED A WIG (Copenhagen KNOW ANYTHING Klods Han playing with his mother’s jewelry case, much to her annoyance, and after drop- ping a ring in the register he was warned not to touch the jewelry case again. One day his mother, while out of the ‘room, thought, in order not to tempt him, she would place the jewelry out of his reach When she returned, the her and shouted, tri- on a mantel youngster met umphantly: “1 didn’t touch the jewelry, mother. I—I couldn't reach it.” Indianapolis News Appearances A Thrall to Duty—Congress did some hard work during the last session.” “Tt must have been heart-breaking.’ “An eminent statesman told me there was a time when he didn’t sit in a poker game for six weary weeks.” —Birming ham Age- Herald. Incidental Discussions—* Hiram,” said Mrs. Corntossel, “you don’t take as much interest in politics as you did last summer.” “Yes, I do,” replied her husband, put the new hired man is such a fine talker I'm afr; to say anything that might start him for fear he'll demand the salary of a lecturer.” —Washington Star, In Washington—"Have you heard about Whiffletree, who was so. promi- nently mentioned for the Cabinet, the Federal bench and the diplomatic corps?” “No. What happened to him?” “He finally landed a thousand dollar job.""—Louisville Courier-Journal Are Deceitful ‘Tits 18 NOT THE BRAVE GENTLEMAN WHO REFUSED TO BUY HIS WIFE A SPRING COSTUME, BUT Vaxpyke Brown TRANSPORTING 11s Venus TO THE Royat Acapesy WwW comicbooks.com