Judge — May 7, 1921 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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To a Limited Audience No! Sue Changing the Topic“ Esmeralda? “Yes, mumsey.” In the parlor last evening I thought I heard you and that Umson boy talking sbout love and kisses.” But mumsey, no matter how lovely the weather is, one can’t go on discussing it forever.” Youngstown Telegram Unkind Retort —One evening a farm er met his man with a lantern and asked him where he was going. Courtin’.”” was the reply “Courtin’,” said the farmer, “with a lantern? [never took a lantern with me when I went courtin’.” 1 thought not,” when [ first saw your missus.” son's Weekly (London replied the m Maud is s ring back Lost Through Curiosity sorry now that she took Jack to the store Why? The jeweler kept it. He said that Jack hadn't been in to settle for it, ac » his promise—Bosion Tras to be valued cording script Than *‘No."’—He th who had been suffer time from love Worse was a sentimental ve ing for severe NTHE STAGE AT Hons sickness. One morning he turned up at his father’s office looking the picture of abject misery What's the matter?” I can hardly tell you,” he 1—I—I have at last have been turned down.” *Tut-tut,” replied his father, cheer fully. “Tt will turn out all right in the end A asked his father falteree proposed and I woman's ‘No,’ often” means Perhaps it does.” was the sorrowful reply. “But this woman didn’t say ‘N She said ‘Rats!’"—Pittsburg Chr Telegraph Bolshevickmetic — BA 7 (7 LENIN HAS A FINE PEAD For FiGuRES.” Numero 420, Florence. > JOC yey Defined Two brawny men were dis cussing a mutual Naow, I tell yer Fi Worryin The other agreed «lof blowk that loves to do a job o friend. One said Bert kind of blighter Ho. vus puts on a in’t no blinkin ‘eis Bert is the pair of work, an’ then does it wiv’ ‘is feet + Morning Post He Had Hopes sional conjurer. ““N tlemen.” he “this is the magic cabi lady in the audience to enter this cabinet 1 will then clos and when it shall be opened again the lady will have > and get id, with a wave of the hand I invite any the door, disappeared, leaving no trace.” There was an impressive silence until a little under-sized man in the second row turned to an eno who sat by him, and breathed eagerly “Marie, dear, won't you oblige the gentleman? "— Pearson's Weekly (London nous woman. Stung!—Bacon—1 sent a dollar to that fellow who advertised to tell how to take out wrinkles in the face. Exghert—And did he tell vou? “He did. He said to walk out in the open air at least once a day, and the wrinkles would go out with) me.” Vonkers Statesman Man's Cruelty Along the country road walked a man and a woman. The latter was bullying the meck little fellow {in front of her with downcast head. Suddenly the woman saw a bull racing down the road behind them, She took refuge in the hedge, but her compan jon kept on, unconsciou ught but his The bull caught him up and sent him spinning into a muddy ditch. ‘Then it continued on its wild career. As the woe-begone figure crawled out of the mire he saw his better half co! g toward him Plucking up a little courage, he whim pered: “ M-M-Maria, if you hit me like that a-a-a-gain, you'll really get my tem Boston Globe. who trudg woes per up. so L warn you! Baffled at Last Madam Cleo, the has retired from business, a jortage.”” about?” soothsayer. victim of the housin, “How did that come “Most of her clients wanted to know where they'd be living next year, and all the usual methods for prying into the future failed. Birmingham Age- Herald. comicbooks.com