Judge — May 7, 1921 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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MOVIES ee aie Chemical Analysis of an Audience Persons who read titles out loud— 30 per cent Parents whe bring the k Young per cent Parents whe y they had to come to 05 per cent. couples holding hands—15 yn’t bother with can ouilage : they had to come to bring Bus they can howl against the movies per cent wdics looking for something evil 0001 per cent rsons find ing something to howl about— 0001 per cent Persons who kne n their hearts that they haven't really found anything to how! about—.0001 per cent. Old people renewing their yo! ig doings of young people on the screen—15 per cent Women who are having a glorious time t the trials and tribulations of vie wee the heroine Men who are having a glorious time doing little sniffing themselves at the heroine's troubles—.03 per cent People who are wondering what it’s all 183 babies zal who thinks he recognizes a n the screen—1 barking dog. is Who have stayed through three shows and who will bring their lunches next time—.03 per cent People who are secretly writing plays for the star appearing on the Ml the rest.—Film Fu 05 per cent about hoto screen Then the Lights Went Out—The movie house manager was dying and the Inadvertent A.W.O.L. “RATHER ON THE THIN stipe THAT NEW RECRUIT, ISN'T HE?” “M'yes! Marrer or ract, WHen HE STANDS SIDEWAYS ON PARADE HE'S ABSENT!” “Kind Hearts A re More Than Coronets: “Wry MAX, WHAT Is THAT HIG HOLE DOING Max—TWe woy NEXT DOOK CUT IT OUT FOR nde Blaetter (Munich) nurse and doctor were waiting for the end f the animation. “Notice the change in features?” the doctor. * Features change daily,”’ breathed the dying man while reeling over, as a film covered his eyes and his spirit was re leased.—Science and Invention said “Who is the has upset Great Expectations mysterious stranger who Punkville?” “The boys think he’s a baseball scout, while the girls hope he’s rounding up beauties for a moving picture concern.” — Louisville Courier-Journal, Her Natural Idea—Director—Have you any suggestions to make regarding this picture? Legit. Star (a film novice)—Don’t you think we'd better run off a reel of curtain calls?—Film Fun. 7 IN YOUR UMBRELLA ME SO 1 COULD SEE WHEN THE RAIN STOPS. Hi, Not Encouraging—" I'm sorry there is not more closet accommodation in your room, Norah," explained the lady in the suburbs to the new ce “Don’t worry, mum. long enough in one place to unpack me trunks. Yonkers Statesman. I never stays Getting Suspicious—“ Well, — my ar?”” The cook has issued an ultimatum.”” “What about?” “She says every time she has an after- noon off our car is in the repair shop and it’s beginning to look to her like a put-up job.” —Birmingham Age- Herald. comicbooks.com