Judge — April 30, 1921 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE WITH THE COLLEGE WITS Irrepressible, Joyous, Why pox'r you eat At THe AvTo MAT ANY MORE Thubert—( THe CHINLESS LAD) —I GAVE A DIN- NER PARTY FOK SIXTEEN THERE THE OTHER NIGHT, AND BROKE My THUMB.—Princcton Tiger Saved by the Gong He was no longer able to think connectedly ‘The long gruelling had battered down his fence. He knew that there was but one thing that could save him from taking the count—the end of the round. He dared not risk a clinch Then he saw his opponent getting in readiness for the knock-out punch, He knew that mock- ing light that flickered in his eve and he knew that in a single second there would tlash out at him the blow that meant his defeat. He set himself—and suddenly, sharp and clear, there came the sound of the gong at the end of the round. Editor's Note boxing bout but of the sensations of a student in Philosophy 13 as the end of the hour approaches dhe is saved from a flunk—saved by the ng.)—Ohio Wesleyan Mirror This is not a description of a Grab "Em Young If you love me, tay tow, If you don’t love me, tay tow; If you love me, tweeze my hand, But don’t keep me titting on dese told teps All night long. I'll freeze to deff. Damit!—Virginia Reel. That Wasn't Her Name Stude—Sir, I want permission to be away three days after the end of vacation. Dean—Ah! you want three more days of grace? Stude—No; three more days of Gertrude.— Yale Record. REu Oh. A Modern Banquet (Bartender’s 1920 Edition) Skull and Crossbones Cobbler. Wood Alcohol, two fingers. . Dash of Creosote Jigger of Corrosive Sublimate. Dash of Cyanide of Potassium (Liquid form, Prussic acid) Sweeten with Sugar of Lead Should be taken through the stem of a hop pipe out of graduate washed in chloroform Garnish with toadstools and poison ivy. Pennsyleania Punch Bot. Strange Absent-minded Prof —Didn't you have a brother in this course last year? Student—No, sir, it was I. I'm repeating the course, Absent-minded Prof. — Extraordinary — re- semblance, though. Positively extraordinary! Mass. Tech. Voo Doo. Awful! There once was a co-ed, Miss Kay Who looked like a doll of bisqué She cut off her locks And rolled down her sox And acted most awfully: risc California Pelican. “Hs We PRoPoseD To you yeT “No, BUT HE HAS AN ENGAGEMENT RING IN ms voice.” —Wisconsin Octopus. 24 Irresponsible Kine Antuur Fixes ve Cuastrion Tours. ment.—Harcard La m He Explains He—I found this hairpin in my pocket. Is it yours? ‘She (severely)—No, I use brown hairpins This is black. He (brightly) —Hm. Guess my fountain pen’s been leaking agait.—Williams Purple Cow. Comes from Experience Jack—Why are the girls more forgiving than men? Jill—Because they make up oftener ington and Lee Mink. Wash Aphrodite GAZED on her With rare delight, My heart went out To Aphrodite And then I learned From one more witty That I should call Her, Aphrodite. But such mistakes Can cause no harm; The main thing was Her lovely form Washington Dirge The Problem A girl is quite queer with her beaux, What will she do next, no one neaux Sometimes she wili smile, Most all of the while, And other times turn up her neaux. —Southern Cal. Wampus. comicbooks.com