Judge — April 30, 1921 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Hiding Jewels and Grub—*With a fine disregard for ‘crime waves,’ the xirls of Wellesey college have stored away in the basement of the college library, in plain WoopeN BOXES, What experts consider to be the rarest and most val uable collection of precious stones and MEALS possessed by any woman’s col- lege in the country.” —Cincinnati Times Star. (Marian L. Burger.) Sensational Matrimony—"“‘Although her father’s will provided that she was to receive $1,500 a year if she did not marry, she declared that her heart's dictates came first. and that money matters second and that she was going to marry the MANY SHE LOVED and was engaged to. Louisville Courier-Journal. (St. Carmichacl.) Driven to Cosmetics—*Stenograph- ers in Mr. Henderson's office CREAMED, and clerks and Senators rushed out from offices all along the corridor holding Grock until Capitol and city police arrived.”"—(N. Y. Exening Globe. A Doll’s House—“It is a concrete building, of the latest type of construc- tion and design and will have a total height of ABOUT EIGHT FEET, FOUR STORIES AND A BASEMENT.” —/ndiana Daily Times (Indianapolis). (Elsie M. Hert.) A Staggering Cost—“ A story is told in Wall Street of one of the largest of the shipping board vessels that had been afloat for nearly a year without cargo and at HEAVY OPERATING CosT, estimated at nearly $1.00 a pay.”"—New York Mail. (John Smith.) Citizen of Lilliput-Land—* When the goods of Edward J. Quinsey, a vet- eran of the soth Battalion, who was un- able to obtain other rooms, were placed on the str he covered his effects with A ceNT.”"—Toronto (Can.) Star. (F. W. Sherer.) This Week’s Prize ‘‘Break’’ Contributed by Grorce T. Kocu Utica, Ohio Self-Inflicted Torture “George Kirkpatrick Saturday morning KICKED HIMSELF IN HIS EYE with a hobbled. steer from which he was loosening the cords. His eve was badly mangled.”"—Utica (O.) Herald UL Can You Pick Out ‘Snowball’? AN DD poe {ft A Bare-Foot) Wonder—" A silver cup and great happiness go to little John Corbin, jr., of Cullasaja, N. C., for being the best baby in point of weight, mea- surement and general condition, entered at the baby show held last Tuesday in the Junaluska Inn at Franklin. John is 18 months old IN HIS BARE FEET, come word from the show in which there were entered many prize-worthy infants.”— Asheville (N. C.) Citizen. — (Bessie Simpson.) The Great American Game—* The work of restoring the court, which has been in more or less disuse for some time past, was started in compliance with an informal request to President Wilson from Senator Harding, who, besides being 2 GOLD FAN, is known also to be devoted to tennis.”—New York Tribune. (Mar- garet Stasny.) Subconscious Ingenuity—“She be- came unconscious from fright and sum- MONED HELP. Then she discovered her leather handbag on the floor.” —ANantic City (N. J.) Press. (Arthur B, Gray.) Valuable Emptiness—"I recall an- other instance where a woman guest threw away a_three-hundred-and-sixty- dollar fur wrap in an empty flower box. This, also, was discovered and returned. Imerican Magazine, “The Troubles of a Hotel Man.” (E. E. Aaron.) Results of Relativity—"The explo- sion was caused, investigators said, by letting COLD WATER into a row of parked automobiles anf crashed into the front of the feed store. A runaway which re sulted from the noise resulted in one per- son sustaining serious injuries.” —Dallas (Tex.) Times Herald. (Harold Phillips.) Feast of the Cannibals Bold!—" The diners sat at heavy wooden benches and were served from bowls AND COOKED in four army soup kitchens.”—Altoona (Pa.) Mirror, (Miss M.A. Weisel.)