Judge — April 23, 1921 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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oril 23, 1921 IG! She Got His Goat By Barveit DOMES ATHER told the story ~~ How the senator was fired With the glimmerings of glory When the obstetrician wired Mother and ct It’s a boy ild are fine.” Then they passed around more wine, And drank to the m He told how th When the obstetrician wired It's a girl, Mother and chile ¢ had the senator sired erand ch nt wild And gloom o'erspread_ his Ona I. You'll ry such as a Bur , With Phe senate iplets! Joc With He yellow Sav seize Senator glum reeler QO The Woman Pays Haxky Fre LADYCE FLEUETTE utiful! Sh mouth one i the radium in he With a swish of her young and cd the to burn his so be tiniest coule big blue eves chlights ken underthings she strutted up to the box ce of the Bijou Motion Picture Auditorium | no escort for rea best known to She opened her purse and extracted rters which she placed at the wi of Archibald X. Hibitor, the cashier, 1 me. Miss,” explained the but there is a tax, you kn Oh ar, isn’t that too bad—and I « t to see that picture,” she mused. Phat will allright,” consoled t you pay polite cashier, Archie are let me whatever you 2” I really hate to do this, but. vou see, I have nother purse my stocking: to at tempt to locate it now would be out of the in and question,” Well, well!) Why didn’t you tell me that ce? Step into my office and [will sce to it it you are well protected from the inquisitive pedestrians And she did. And he saw—that she paid. Cl Lightning Pa—So at last you are going to start right! I like what you say about wanting something for a rainy day, Son—Yes, D. Pa—Well, Vl help the good work along: here is a hundred, what are you going to do with it? Son—Get roadster. some non-skid chains for my Weare more than just | dollar chasers All Europe called us “money- grubbers” and “dollar chasers” back in 1916. They said that Americans had lost their ideals in the business of getting rich. Now — in 1921 —they know how wrong they were. American ideals of humanity and brotherhood have circled the world— have made life worth living again for countless war victims. And the work still It must go on. Here’s a chance for us all to doa really fine thing with just a little money. The returns, in personal satistaction, will be enormous. And the amount is too small ever to be missed. This appeal is in the name of homeless children. goes on. Adopt” a Serbian Orphan at $6 a month — $72 a yen Your contrib home in:Se $72 provides a home for a yea and dental attention, Ie permits him to go to does as much ascan bedone to make up for the In thousar either fath or mother. In other thousands mothers have been killed or died of disease. Will you help? 1 Your aid—to whatever extent make monthly payments if it is will send you the name, ag: and a report of his progress ¢ re convenient. h six months. Fill in the blank below and mail it ¢ Serbian Child Welfare Association, 7 W.8th St L will give tow: or until cancelled by me $300 per month + 120“ : 60 * 30 6 50 orphans ion_pays for his maintenance in a private family is of cases nothing is known of the whereabouts of both fathers Can you provide for more than one is desperately needed ddress of the child you « y with your contr New York City d the “adoption” of one or more orphans the amount indicated below cach month as long as needed Inevitable Targets Visiting Clergyman—Did my sermon on Ana nias hit any of your people? ut Minister—Well, about thirty cent. of them are fishermen and golfers: Her friends all call per She did. She married « On the Stand “ Where were you when the fight took place?” Judge, do I have to tell?” ‘ou qualify as an eye witness?” “Yes.” “Then state where you were.” “Twas under a bed ! A Joke Willis of the paper. This isn’t it. Mrs, Willis—Yes, it is. tells how prices are con do her at girl because she was alway’ talking about ing to get marricd and raise a good-sized family rich old lobster « three dogs, two cats, a parrot and a I told you to give me the funn That's the part that comicbooks.com