Judge — April 23, 1921 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Holding It—“Next.” bawled the movie director, “you hold the redoubt There, you have a good pose. Hold it!” “The pose or the redoubt?” inquired the star.—Louisville Courier-Journal. Wouldn't: Entertain—“The recep tion committee is greatly disappointed.” “Why so?” “The motion-picture comedian who is the guest of the city condescended to accept a little applause, but he refused to stand on his head.”—Birming: Age- Herald. Kicking a Kicker—Movie Actor—1 want to register a kick. Director—I'm too time to hear you. Movie Actor—What are you doing? Director—W riting a want ad for movie actors who are guaranteed not to kick Film Fun busy. Haven't In Movie Land—Property Man You know the big dragon we made ‘or this piece? The Director—V es. “You remember that we made tail in several pieces?” “Of course.” “Well, the pieces got mixed up, some how or other, and now I can’t put it together. “That's all right. continuity expert."— Youngstown gram, the Just call in the Tele Always a Way—“ This film is too bad Label it as educational.” Silent Act—“Josh’s teacher says he simply won’t pay attention to his gram- mar,” said Mrs. Corntossel. “T spoke to him about it,” replied her husband, “Josh says his way of talkin’ won't make any difference, as he has decided to be a motion-picture star.’’- Washington Star, Playing Safe—“ They kept bothering me for a-recipe,” yawned the prominent movie actress, “so I finally gave them one for fresh huckleberry pie?” “Why fresh huckleberry pie.” “Nobody will be able to try it for some months." —Film Fun. No Discrimination for Him Workman—'Ext: you ane, Missy, Si YERSELE DOWN Missy—Tuanks, THAT 1S KIND OF YoU. Workman—On, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. SOMETHING YOUNG AND PRETTY Knew What He Was Doing— Photo- play Writer—But look here! This char: acter is supposed to “be a very homely man, and you have cast for that part the handsomest man in your company. Director—Oh, he'll be homely enough when the camera man and the developer get through with him. You see, he’s en- gaged to the star, and both those boys are in love with her.—Film Fun After Lent Satan 10 Cupid—Come on, OLD DEAR, WE HAVE BOTH DONE OUR BiT!—Don Quixote (Rio de Janeiro). Ww Some OF THE YOUNG GENTS NEVER GETS UP UNLESS IT’S BUT xf MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME.— Light-Headed—The lights were low, and stillness reigned in the back parlor, " ‘oice was heard: “Yes, angel.” “Does my head seem heavy on your shoulder?” “No, darling. It is very light, in- deed!" — Yonkers Statesman. Still the Winner—The other night a young man was visiting his best girl, and he stayed on and on until she became very sleepy indeed. Also she had to work the next day and thought it time to give him a hint that it was time for him to go home. Finally she said: “Don’t you think you had_ better ‘phone for a taxi to go home in? It’s so late now and there have been several robberies out in this part of town after midnight.” The young man was visibly pleased at her suggestion. “Oh, yes, please do,” he returned. “I’m not afraid, but the taxi will take me home so much faster than I can walk that I can stay at least an hour longer.” —Indianapolis News. comicbooks.com