Judge — April 16, 1921 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Like His Father—" chile? “ Nothin’, mammy.”” “My, but you is gittin’ father.""—Boston Transcript. Wot you doin’ like yoh Both in Doubt—At a dinner on one occasion a professor thought he would ask a colored cloak-room attendant a few questions about his memory As the attendant handed him his hat he said: “How do you know this one is mine. “T don't answer. “Then why do you give it to me?” queried the professor. “'Cause you gave it to me, Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. that, was the know suh,” suh,”” —A colored man to a loose-leaf in one of the joad of Taking No Chances from Kentucky drove tobacco sales warchouse Indiana cities on the Ohio with a tobacco. When he rec weights he noticec check was missing. Approaching the cashier he s “Look here, boss, where is my money for this here tobacco?’ The sales sheet was consulted. “It’s like this, the expenses for weigh- ing, unloading and commission for selling your tobacco amounted to more than the You sce, you still owe explained the d his sales slip and the customary bank tobacco was worth, us just fifty-nine cents,” cashier. Well, that’s all right, I guess, but I ain't got a cent with me.” “Then next time you are coming over the river, just bring along a chicken with you and we will call the deal square.” Within « the colored man ap- peared in the office with two chickens, one under each arm. “Here are the chickens.” “Sure—but youdidn’thave to bring two. of them, one would have paid the bill.” “Yes, I'se brought another load of tobacco.”"—Detroit Free Press. boss, t A Matter of Diet at one of the movie Angeles was drafted by novel comedy scene with a lion. “You get into this bed,” ordered the director, “and we'll bring the lion in and put him in bed with you. It will be a scream.” \ negro employed studios in Los a director to doa A Sly “Dia” bor—H erro, SaMivu, WHAT ARE YOU BURYING? hbor—Seeps? “BUT MY SEEDS ARE INSIDE “Put a lion in bed with me!” yelled the negro. sah! Not a-tall. 1 quits right here and now.” “But,” protested the director, “this lion won't hurt you. This lion was brought up on milk.” “So was I brung up on milk,” wailed the negro, “but I cats meat now Saturday Evening Post. Going Down! Customer—Bvt THAT 18 YOUR OLD PRICE you “GREAT REDUCTION! You naves’r KepUceD ANYTHING Clerk—ParDON, MADAM, WE HAVE LOW- ERED THE NEEL AND THE UPPER.—Le Journal Amusant (Paris). ADVERTISED A wz It LOOKS MORE LIKE ONE OF MY HENS. —London Daily Mail. Returning the Compliment— Pro fessor’s Wife—I suppose you have for gotten that this is the anniversary of your wedding day? sent-Minded Husband (abstracting If from comic sections)—Eh! What? Dear me! Is it really? And when is yours, my dear?—Boston Transcript. Caution Advised—Beware how engage in an argument with your w You can’t convince her and it’s undigni- fied for the head of the house to acknowl! cdge defeat.—Bluegrass Clipper. I threw over He was a Clever Billy—Wife Billy Van Speederly for you. clever, sensible fellow, Husband—W) now was Billy who introduced us—he tainly was clever.—Boston Globe. I remember, it cer couldn't man Woman's Way—“ Edith ve thought much of the she “Why not?” “She boasts that she has made an- other man of him.”"—Boston Transcript. comicbooks.com