Judge — March 26, 1921 — page 6: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

aed, ee SS Drawa by WK Srammere $A QUARTER AT LAST suggests the solution, after all. If the city required every milk- man to muffle everything, as [ have suggested in the picture, maybe we could all get our milk in peace. If something isn't done, I may, in self-defense, have to go into the milk business myself, and stay up and deliver milk with all the other milk men. If Ido, watch out! I'm going to deliver my milk ina steam calliope! (L have just heard that there is nothing as good for insomnia as a big glass of warm milk.) Eureka! Ry leene Van Vatwxennerc HE sun on the blazing sands, the hot wind from beyond the pyramids, the feeling of vast spaces Slowly he walked away from the gay tents of the caravan toward the lonely date palm at the edge of the wind swept dunes. Here he loitered while the stars came out; here he slept while his caravan moved on toward Mecca. Silence and stars and the midnight moon. — Trailing clouds of smoke, ominous to behold, pregnant with evil \ hurried, skulking figure, a shot New York in mid August. Gramercy Park and Wash ington Square and water-lilies. Many, many water-lilies. Central Park West and Macdougal Alley especially Macdougal Alley. Fifth Avenue busses and acroplanes and push-carts. id moving-pictures. Arts. Books. And words, words, words, words, words, words, words, a word, Symbolism in literature. Newer and newer forms of literature. at three cents This is the very newest. meaning? Neither Do you understand its The Only Way Mrs. Vulgarich—Can't- you get up anything more ex pensive than this fur coat you have shown me? Clerk—Not unless we use trained seals for the gar- ment, madam The Prows Mrs. Goode—Viaxw coovsess! Vve cor ip or Deven Will Power By Saw S. Stixson THE power of will, Ah, what a theill We get from knowing we possess it In accents shrill we boast until We know the law— and then transgress it The power of will may cure or kill While some possess it, others don't For every man who has a will There is a woman with a won't The power of will is mighty. Still, While some possess it. others fake it \ man may have an iron will, And yet, forsooth, his heirs may break it. The Garage Vocabulary inl, Aman could She knew how to run a car and knew also that if she She was tired of being see so much more of the world mua CaNapa were to receive a “man’s haireut” and don male attire she could casily pass as a chauffeur. +The only thing lacking though, was the garage vocabulary Ingenuity secured her & position as telephone operator in a garage so that she might jot down the slang of the chauffeurs. One week passed. And now, in passing a garage, she is thankful that the chauffeurs therein use no megaphones when conversing. Wrong Party Police Chief—What’'s the trouble with you fellows? Old Member of Force—This new guy here captured “Jack the Hugger” and then let him go. Police Chief—Great Scott, man! How did you happen to do that? New Member of Forcee—Why, he proved to me conclusively that his name wasn’t Jack. Some Men Some men would rather be on the inside than the right side } | iad by Pace Remer Volstead Viet —Maritoa, it Kin. THAT BIRD OF YOURS, IF NE KEEPS ON scREECHING “Let's HAVE ANOTHER comicbooks.com