Judge — March 26, 1921 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Terms $7.50 for 100 clippi 'Y ROMEIKE, "106-110 Seventh Aves New York | Fo) To Thee HOU hast furnished the excuse for more literary pro- "rohibition, yea, even than the League art the home of real diamonds and pasty faces, dwelling place of Bun! givest refuge to the dying races of the earth Democrats are pressed to thy bosom Thou decitest the fate of the American st. visitors make thy Thou livest not for thyself neighbor Thou movest in mysterious ways thy journeys to per et in all thy moving there is speed. 1e way of the transgressor hard when thou applaudest him when successful f thy sons earth eth, Thou art an immense orphan asylum; few are thine own yet thy step-children rule th Thou art mightiest of a ‘Thou art New Yor Tom Carskapoy, Stanford. Telephones TELEPHONE is useful as well as ornamental; if it were not more so, it would not be very useful. We never saw any sense in them—they are telephones, not telescopes—but they have swallowed up many a jitney Jitneys seem to agree with them; nobody else does Operators are often shocked by them—or through them. We never kid the operator; she gets our goat enough as itis. A telephone supposed to bea telephone line- not a fishing-line for amateur Isaak Waltons, nor yet a clothes line ror gushing débutantes. Party lines are a party indeed to the listener-in; private lines are best in the long run: and any line is distracting in the long wait. There's a difference between a telephone bell and a telephone belle; one rings true to form. A fellow can always get satisfaction on the tele- phone. Let him propose toa pretty” girl. and the answer is sure t “no,” let him phone for a doctor to bring him a pill, and in walks a lawyer to help make his will. —ALexaspr eC. Gory Pennsytounia, '21 os] Encore WILD wailing aros far corner of the grea m. 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