Judge — March 26, 1921 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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We Dinna Doot It—"One huge warehouse and many government OFFI- cers are already filled with contraband stock.""— 1 sh (Ind.) Plain Dealer and Cox.) Plain Flattery—" Mr. Queen is the CHARMING DAUGHTER of Mr. and Mrs Will Hawk, and the groom is the prom- and Mrs. orton, ire among the very Walton — county.”” (Lamar Brock.) ising son of Esq. Queen, all of whom best people ¢ Walton (Ga.) Ne When without Children —Some of the new little boudoir lamps show the most delightful tassels fastened instead of chains for pulling the lights on and off. They quite make one wish to stand — Buffalo Eckert.) CHILDLESSLY (V. ¥.) Courier. pulling them (Maude V. Going without Moving—" Three times this is repeated before the tem- porary deck-hahds cast off the steel lines, and the ship GLIDES MOTIONLESSLY away across Gatun Lake.”"—Century Maga- ne. (Paul G. Merkel.) Another Football Penalty —“ Al- though the combination that fel Towa last week played good football, it is thought that several positions can be strengthened by HANGING men. Minneapolis (Minn.) Journal. (Dud- ley Parsons.) before Would Have Been Difficult Any- way—" Potts’ record is considered ex- ceptional in view of the condition of the roads and because of the fog, which at times was so dense that it was difficult to see years Aneap.”"—Grand Rapids Herald. (Norman Weess.) Listening to Silence—" Waiting for D'Annunzio. Instead of Shells and SILENCE 1S HEARD.” Heading in Buffalo Express. (Mrs. Lyle H. Potter.) This Week’s Prize “Break” | Contributed by Harry A. SHarreR Connellsville, Pa Sindbad’s Roc Reincarnate ‘The largest. ixD in the world is in China extending for five and a quarter MILES over an arm of the Yellow Sea and being supported by Connellsville (Pa.) Reason Enough—" Because a pros- pective customer complained she couLp NOT GET HER FEET INTO ONE of a pair of shoes at the Eastern Star rummage sale there last Friday, the volunteer clerk in- vestigated and found in the toe a small oblong box which contained four dia- mond rings and a brooch valued at $1500.—Springfield Union. (Philip F. Jones.) Poor Hennery—" According to word received here this afternoon, Henry Ford Detroit AUTOMOBILE BANDIT is wanted in New York as a witness in the case of the government against Dr. Edward A. Rumley."—AMt. Clemons Leader. (Robert B. Buck.) Picture Puzzle—Find the Doctor. “THE SAMPLE 18 A SNAPSHOT OF THE INNARDS OF AN ALARM CLOCK AND Inset 1s Dr. L. A Levy, priate.” —Mileaukee Jour- Caused by the New Tipple?—" The BARROOM RUSHED AGAIN suddenly Every glance focused on the door. * Mari ina hoy!’ ceased, and the dancer crowded through the circle of her ad mirers to sce what was going on.” Argosy-Allstory Magazine. (P. G. Fred erick.) Incredible—“ Mr. Northrup is the son of Mrs. Nellie Northrup and has grown to WOMANHOOD in this city.” Eagle Grove (La.) Eagle. (Miss K. Mattingly.) A Hard-Hearted Town—“City Re- Jorces AS PERIOD OF SUFFERING is Near at Hand."—Heading in’ Denver Post. (Miss H. M. Richardson.) A Sob Stuff Novel—“ Following the ceremony, Mr. and Mrs. Watson. left. for points in Northern Manitoba to enjoy a GRIEF honeymoon.”"—Virden (Manito ba) Empire-Advance. (J. Miller.) Acquired Stoniness—‘‘I started to be a burglar when I was seven years old,” he told the police. ‘I used to ride around with the grocery boy and one day fell from the wagon TO BE A HARD PAVEMENT. My head was injured.’” Philadelphia Inquirer, (Charles. W. Erdell.) Uncle Sam's Menagerie —“ His name is Andrews, and he is a trapper of PREDATORY ANIMALS IN THE FED- ERAL EMPLOY— perhaps the most successful trapper on Uncle Sam’s pay- roll in the Northwest.” — Saturday Evening Post. (R. 1. Ashman.) Meaning Compliments of the Season?—“* Personal ill-will towards Mr. Rene Clerc, The States has none If our good wishes meant for him a prosperous New York, we should galdly extend them to him.”—New Orleans States. (F. W. Jones.) comicbooks.com