Judge — March 12, 1921 — page 30: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE Dated March 19th On Sale At All News-Stands March 14th é. to Advertise By Jack Lioxen by Joux O'Netee It Pays Muster So on the fence she squatted, And told the Moon her wish; Now kittens six lap out of A little china dis! You take a tip from Lu To boost your enterp Just tell the World you've got it IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE! A TABBY cat felt lonely She had no lover true To call on her and warble I love no one but you.” A Riot of Fun and Cave-Man Methods She—Mf Lever marry, I'll have a big wedding and you shall be one of the ushers. According to the stom. First Guest—L wonder if the bride’s outfit is all right. You know, she should have “some- He—Impossible, because 1 shall be the thing old and something new; something bor- i Hu mor bridegroom. rowed, something blue.” | Lady Guest—She has ‘em. The gown is new Exclusively by College Fun Makers You Will Want One Order From Your Newsdealer NOW | His Diagnosis Deacon—Do you know anything about parts? Choir Leader (formerly automobile mechanic) —Sure. The soprano needs a new valve, and the bass ought to have his exhaust fixed. The Vicious Circle First Farmer—I kin understan’ what the lec turer said about increasin’ production, but blamed if I can get the drift of that “vicious circle’’ business. Second Farmer—It means you shouldn't do nothin’ in a roundabout way. 30 old. It’s bought with borrowed money, and her father’s the bluest thing present. Here, Kitty, Kitty! First Woman—How well you look, Ethel. How do you hide your gray 2 Second Woman—The same way you hide yours, dear. And Frequently Everything is relative—and frequently poor relative. comicbooks.com