Judge, 1921-03-12 · page 29 of 32
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DGE March 12, 1921 Ballade of the Moment By Cuances Hanson Towne I NEED some money for the rent; Alas! my bank account is low. My highest hopes received a dent, My aspirations many a blow Yet there is still one trick, I know, Which brings the literati bliss Recall old scandals, like Margot— L think I, too, shall reminisce! Sit down, and let old feelings, pent, Revive for just a moment. Show The secret passions of some gent Who drank too much long, long ag It matters not what mud you throw: Tell of some maiden’s tender kiss, Innocent, sweet An idea! So [ think I, too, shall reminisce! Why not? It’s done to some extent, And shekels pour in fast. What though You tear down many a monument, And wound and bruise both friend and foc? One’s reputation seems to grow And nothing social does one miss. Tell all—and more! Ah, me! I think [, too, shall reminisce! Heigh-ho! L’Envoi Prince, I'm a-tingle, I'm aglow; Much lucre will be mine, L wis. For soon I'll let the foul ink flow I think I, too, shall reminisce! One Little Difference By Katuertixe Neciey OY owned a high powered car, richly up: holstered, and equipped with the newest s. Roy himself was always dressed in ry best taste, he was gentle and kind and © had considerable mon but he could never get a girl to go out with him more than once Charles had a second hand roadster, badly in ced of paint and general repairs. It rattled considerably and did not have any shock ab: orbers; but he could get any girl to go with him anywhere at any time. You see Roy could not drive with one hand nd Charles could. Oh Yes There Is! ‘There's nothing refined about him You forget his gold, my dear. Rosebud: Chaperon Lf you don't read Film Fun you don't get all the movie news The March i ing sold by yo dealer See the pictures of : Stars. Read what the Present Stars are doing. See how they do it on the other side of the world. You get everything in Film Fun for 20¢ At your nearest newsdealer, NOW | —_ EGYPTIAN DEITIES Drawn by Pocn Reusy Bene” —skATING SUIT OF WHITE LINEN CRASH, HEAVILY LINED WITH HEALING BALSAMS. Tur LITTLE RETICULE CONTAINS A FIRST-AID KIT An Appropriate Title Irtist—I can’t think of a good name for this picture I’ve just finished, showing these two little streams coming together. Fricnd—Vby not call id “Vhen Creck Meets Creck.” A Genius “What has Kicker done to make him walk around with such a proud air?” “He has invented a golf-ball that is filled with gasoline, so that it can be traced by the smell.” 29 Israel came to the Red Sea what hap “The Utmost in Cigarettes” Plain End or Cork Tip People of culture and refinement invariably PREFER ‘Deities to any other cigarette jot Meters of Listes Cea Tesh oud Eggptan Cyrene iil! R SUIT OF CRUSHED KAS RY ALPACA D TROUSERS AND A LITTLE MUPF OF WN Tue BUSTLE IS STUFFED WITH A Little Mixed School Teacher—And when the chil DOG DISEASES And How to Feed Mailed free to any address by, the Auth H. CLAY GLOVER CO., Inc.,