Judge — March 12, 1921 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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ee Sympathy’s Cheaper—“It’s all right to sympathize with the under dog ina fight,” remarked the Observer of Events and Things, “but a fellow would be a fool to bet on him.”— Yonkers Statesman It Does Not—“ Your new stenog is a beauty. Can she spell?” “Does it matter?”’—Louisville Cour- ter-Journal Stated Financi of those girls whose lly—" Edith is one interest in a man is governed by his wealth.” [ see; the greater the principle the greater the interest.”"—Boston Trans script. foo True—" Should a girl marry for ve or money?’ Well, it's a question. You get led on both propositions.” —Louis Me Courier-Journal Physique All Right—* There is only one thing that kept my daughter out of and opera,” said the Proud Pork acker, patting his chest “Yeah, I know,” said the Parlor Pet; I've heard her sing.” —Richmond Times-Dispatch Cor-Wreckt—A/ Bert—How do these love triangles usually end? Phil Bert—Most of them turn into a wreck-tangle.—Science and Invention Plausible Reason—‘Sce that our cops are going to have their photographs and finger-prints taken.” “How about their footprints?” “Haven't you heard of the paper Buffalo Express. shortage?" How Rapidly We Age“ I feel very very old today.” “What are you talking about? You are nota day over thirty.” “L know, but I've just. been listening toa boy of fourteen tell about the thing he used to do when he was a kid Boston Transcript. Her Job—“ All that woman thinks of is clothes.” She’s not well dressed.” 0, she’s wardrobe mistress with a trical company.”"—Louisville Cour- thea ier-Journal, She Was Wise— Patience—How would you like to go on a wedding trip in an airplane? Patrice—Not me. 1 like tunnels too well.— Yonkers Statesman Sophisticated mother—NABOVE ALL, DON'T GO OUT 10x. ‘The WOLVES Witt WITHOUT PERS EAT You Sophisticated Little One—On, Granvata, THERE AKE NO WOLVES NOWADAYS; WE HAVE BANDITS IN AUTOS.— Le Rire ( 1s A Chop Suey Romance— “You ad- mit writing these letters to this young lady of the choru: “Yes,” said the millionaire defendant in a breach of promise suit. “Ah! And these hieroglyphics at the bottom of cach letter are kiss marks, no doubt?” said the millionaire, with a grim smile, “what ¥« is merely Chinese tor Yours sincerely.’”"—Birmingham Age- Herald. Pared Rather— Prospective Customer Thought you had slashed prices? sman—We have. ner—With a safety Back for Another—*You did me a favor ten years a, said the stranger, “and I have never forgotten it. \h,” replied the good man, with a grateful expression on his face, “and you have come back to repay me.” ‘Not exactly.” replied the stranger, “Lye just got into town and need an other favor, and I thought of you right away.”’—Detroit Free Press. Not Much Progress—Not long ag there appeared in a Western paper the following “The gentleman who found a pocket- book with money in Main Street is re- quested to forward it the address of the loser, as he was recoghized.”” The next day there appeared in the same paper the response, which, although courteous, had an elusive air “The recognized gentleman who picked up a pocketbook in Main Street requests the loser to call at his house at a convenient date.”— Harper's Magazine. comicbooks.com