Judge — February 26, 1921 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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rly to See—" The ending of completely spoiled complained my story’ has bi by careless pre g.” the angry author. So?” replied the v. * Yes, exactly so.” rejoined the author. Here at the conclusion where the judge looks down at the detective and asks “Are you Pe King?’ what does the printer Listen: The utching off his beard publisher, sooth- famous detectiv That certainly leaves the reader in the d irked the publisher. _ Encouraging a Bard—*I can’t use this poem of vc said the editor of the Chiggersville Clarion “Why not?” asked the disappointed village poet. “Well—er—I % haven't room for But [ll tell y vhat [ll do, as long as vou handed in a year’s subscription with t, PM put a little notice in our per ing that you have written some lines in which vou show a firm grasp of spelling and punc irmingham Age- Herald. your manuscri; onal colum tuation.”” A New Year Hint—We hear several cit s bragging fine, fat hogs they have been butche . but it takes backbones and spareribs to make us believe such tales. Bring on your evi Irkansas Plain Dealer, about dence, gents ndor—Coal Oil Johnny remarkable in two 1 to spend a million and then man- We've *em.—Barber An Editor's; is dead. He was aged to live on $80 per month managed to do one of i On a Yellow Sheet—" Maud’s hus- band is the make paper.” up man on a news- work is to make up those 1 ies they print. What a fascinating job!”—Boston Tran- script. . sensatio: His Effort—* That clumsy boy let the galley fall with the big murder story, and made pi of it.” “Don’t blame the lad. He was only breaking bad ne Baltimore Amer- team. A Victim of His Pique—So, My POOR COMRADE, YOU'RE A S Emotions ICH-MAN IN YOUR OLD AGE! Dear win! AN EDUCATED MAN LIKE YOU, WITH THREE LANGUAGES AT HIS COMMAND! You OUGHT TOR A HIGH SALARY AS AN INTERPRETER Vigue—Atas! 1 Love THE Fate ONES Another Consolation—One of the finest things about-being a newspaper editor is that you are too poor to own an axe; consequently you have grind.—Butler Ga.) Herald. none to what do you maga- A Bold Stroke—“ To attribute the zine?” “We nature success of your "t print uplift stuff of any ville Courier-Journal. Retail Only Is 1F PosstBLe ye —Le J 'y One—WUat DOES A BATH COST? tendant—TWENtTY cexts. You CAN TWELVE TICKETS FOR TWO DOLLARS “Tweive! Sav!—D ain't askin’ 10 BE A ure supscriper!”’"—Kasper (Stockholm). 19 HAVE A SECRET VICE, MY FRIEN urnal Jmu “What? modern Before the Laocoon Group Ancient? It ght i as a dance!” —Jugend (Muni His Position—* Then you don't care for this futurist art?” “No, let the people of the future enjoy sville Courier-Journal, ldn’t vou like opera with Un-Merriment—* WV ned comi ers ” replied the cer would be too untrue to life evpert. “It Everybody seems to think that in order to be happy must move into town, ‘There's no h thing as a merry villager." —Mash- gh Sar It Was Apparent—A chorus girl, wearing very little VERY litdle was standing in the wings at a Broad way theatre the other night, ready to go on, when Ivan Bankoff came alot Do you girls get much money in this show?" he asked Huh!” replied the girl, * 1 us don’t keep us in clothes,’ So I've noticed.” said Mr. Bankoff, reetly York World. aye, tlaries, moving away.—V