Judge — February 26, 1921 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Bid ac rR et Bie #29 Digest of the World’s Humor Banned—" We never y meet with Home Brew know what accidents we in life.* I know my husband. Hew wagon a) Ba that will never happen to n't fall off the water re American. Saving His Energy—"'So you are for prohibition?” *Lam,” For what rea “The simple reason that there any more use of arguing about it.”- Washington Star replied Uncle Bill Bottletop Martyr—Not being a press Ila certain popular good fellow.” Real agent, we'll ‘ actor, who is a famous Smith. A couple of friends were talking about him the other day. when one asked “Has Smith a good réle in the new play?” t emotional he ever had in all his as the impressive reply. . TE didn’t understand that the play was so much that way “Itisn’t—only Smith's part. You see it’s one of these ‘wet’ plays, and poor Smith is being constantly offered drinks which the action compels him to refuse Why, he'll be a total wreck by the end of the week.” —Los .Angeles Times. “ And how are you asked the ex-bar- What He Misses getting along tender. “Fine,” he replied more money than ever. hat store.” And you like it?” “Yes, it’s all right, but somehow or other whenever I sell a hat to a man it disappoints me not to hear him say: ‘Have onc yourself.’ —Detroit Free Press, “Lm making I'm clerk in a The Bootleg Business—-"You never hear of a bootlegger drinking the stuff he peddles,” No.” said Uncle Bill don’t see what object there is bootlegger except to get together enou. money to buy hisseli somet Woashin a St Bottletop, “I in bein’ a ft to drink.” Getting Revenge—Now that the bench has put the ban on home brew, those of us who have been tricked in drinking it begin to feel that our se of revenge has arrived Levin Herald. Modern Version—"Get thee behind me, Sat and slip the stuff in my hip pocket,” is the modern version.— Nash ville Tennesseean, Nomenclature Moter’s GOT SUCH A SURPRISE FOR YOU Tousty!”” “On, | KNOW ALL AwOUT THAT “Not THAT YOU HAVE TWO DEAR LITTLE sisters?” “Yes, I po, AND THEIR NAMES "CAUSE WHEN THE DocToR ToLD Dapp’ E saip, *Twixs—on! Hew axp Buazes London Weekly Telegraph Pale Looked Suspicious—" Hay fidence in that cashier of y the depositor of the bank pre “Most certainly. Why?” bewhiskered official. Well, I him in a store yesterday a pair of running you con- asked ident. replied the shoes. Miss Alice nal party, Paul, of said in a Looking Ahead the Woman’s Nati le ture on feminism “Nothing angers a woman an unjust accusation. We tiger in’ the nore than 1 you rouse the sleeping economical housewife’s ist? Then accuse her of extravagance. “An economical housewife told her husband the other morning that she'd have to ask him for ro more a week on account of the high living. “DI try and give you a half-dollar,’ he grumbled. ‘That's tke best I can do. You're pretty extravagant, Ameli “Me, extra nt And A laughed bitterly. ‘Well, James, I see how you can call a woman extrava aved her wedding-dress cost of relia don't gant wh for over 30 years on the chance that s may yet make a second marriage.” Detroit Free Press Chiurch— arrested 350 in his They Needed the Money I see a visitor to Chicago was the other day because he had pocket. Gotham—And it wasn’t his own money? “Oh, ves; it was proved in court that it was his own money.” “Why on earth did they arrest him, then?" “He was trying to get out of town with it.” — Yonkers Statesman,