Judge — February 12, 1921 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Dron by Wenseay Patsen Smokes for the Fishermaiden— “They came rolling on the beaches in windrows Friday evening. It was not until yesterday that Jack [otys, a st FISHER LADY, pried through the soft metal cover of one them and found inside fifty excellent English cigarettes.” —New Vork Evening World, (J. Lt Without Lemon Aid — “Oranges ore cultivation were litle larger than RANGES.” — Berkeley (Calif) Gavtte (F. Scott Smith.) He Distributes Himself — * Please Mrs. Graham!” Major Grantland tteR- spersep. ‘You are doing your son an injustice." —Oakland Tribus Imy L Wells.) Excelsior, or Feathers? ~The champion is Victor Saber, who has been living in back alleys and subsisting on stray BED crusts for a w more, while in the pockets of his rough, badly worn, mud-caked clothing he carries $1,400 worth of Liberty Bonds made out in his name, and S300 in ¢ —Philadel phia Bulletin. (Claude S. Wiegner.) The Laughing Hand Lieu tenant Bill Robinson of the Port land police bureau was running around centmil headquarters all Monday morning with a box of cigars IN ONE HAND and a delighted grin IN THE OTHER Portland (Ore) News. (Asa L. Duncan.) Now You Know—"(.—What the dimensions of the Capitol Building in Washington, D. C.? V. D. A.—Peel the onion in a pan filled with water, taking care to hold the on the water, or turn on the cold water tap and hold the onion in the stream while peeling.” — San Francisco Bulletin. (FS on below the surface of This Week’s Prize ‘“‘Break"’ Contributed by Leutse Sarson The Nestling Nose “There to the left is the bewitch- ing Carmen; about her full figure is wrapped the white embroidered shawl, the skirt which shows beneath is tlow ing and orange in color, and IN HER Watk, with its high Spanish comb is nestled HER RED Nose.” —Waco Texas) Times Herald. J Double Execution—"The bandit returned Conton’s fire and inflicted a wound which causep the policeman’s DEATH a second BEFORE he fell dead with 1 bullet in his skull.""—Jndiana Daily Times. (E. B. Graham.) Another Sinn Fein Fracas “Mestpers or tHe Rovat Tris Constasctary auxit IARY BRINGING IN A PRISONER AFTER A RAID IN DUBLIN.” — iF M. Miller.) How He Escaped—* Quick thinking and PEET-FOOTEDNESS is all that saved Louis Ridera, a guest at the Arcode ho. tel. from being robbed by a couple “stick-up artists,” as he was returning to his hotel on Victoria Avenue, Monday night.” — Pueblo (Cole) Star - Journal. (Raymond Egger.) Confused Deep-Sea Tidings Tid ings of parenthood, sent by wireless irom Brooklyn and received by Frederick W Whitehead In A Divorce surr several fathoms UNDFR SEA off Cape Henlopen, brought him from the deep to rush hom: today to see his new-born baby girl."— Toledo (O.) Times. (Fern B. Kinter.) A “Thank You" Assured—“ Mrs. Gregg asks any one who sees the cat to take him in and notify her over the tele. phone, Park 224R. She will gladly give a REGARD for the cat's safe re- turn.” ochester Times-Union. (Arthur Kweller.) A Comprehensive Embrace— * At times the senator stood with his ARMS ENCIRCLING THE SHOULDERS OF HALF A DOZEN of his friends.” Ch American (Victor Merlin.) A Prickly Expectation —* Em peror Charles Expects to Get E Tore Back.""—Heading in Blue- field (W. Va.) Telegraph. (M.A Emmons.) Mere Handful “Then Mr. Harding HaNpeD Mr. Hoover one of his own and two of Mrs. Harding's cars.”-- St. Louis Star. (1. Lasron.) On the Market —* There the tter was adjusted. the husl. agreeing that the mother should RETAIL the child pending the results. of the suit.” — Lewiston (Idshe) Tribune. (Mrs. E. Harris.) m ad comicbooks.com