Judge — February 5, 1921 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Drawn by Hens f Digest of the World’s Delightful Diagnosis—" Well, girlie, what did the oculist say about your ‘Oh, he was the nicest young oculist you ever met.” “Heh?” “Said my eyes were beautiful.” Louisville Courier-Journal. Deferred Hope—“Is Mr. Hansen courting you, Mice?” her chum Doris asked her one day “Not exactly —yet,” admitted Alice. “But he is approaching step by step.” “What do you mea “Well, when he first called he sat all the evening with a post-card album in his lap.” “Next time he sat with my poodle in his lap.” Well?” “Last night he took my little brother on his knee. So you see, I hope it will Boston Globe soon be my turn.” Simplicity Itself—* Is your daughter going to a dar “No, she wouldn’t dress so elaborately for a dance. She's going to work. Louisville Courier-Journal, Not on Good Terms—kitty, aged four, had been naughty and her father had had to administer vigorous correc- tion before going to business That an impression had been made was apparent when, on his return from busi- ness in the evening, Kitty called upstairs with frigid politeness “Mother, your husband’s home.” Boston Globe. fhe Child Wonderful Proud Mother—Y ts, YOU CLEVER DARLING, THESE are THE PUBLIC BATHS WE'RE PA London M Doomed—* Were you surprised when your wife threw the ouija board out of the hou: "No," re d Mr. Meekton. “I knew what was going to happen as soon as I 1 to have saw the way it always m. the last word.” —Wash Love in Winter Will you care for me all the time?” sighed the bride. “PM do my best, Nerissa,” L the groom, “but part of the time I gotta care for the furnace.”—Louisville Courier- Journal. Belated Reform—£dith—Why didn’t you marry him? Everybody say's he has reforme ie—Yes, but he reformed too late His money was all gone.—Boston Transcript. Humor Unfathomable.—"1 have studied finance a great deal,” remarked Mr. Cassius Chex, “but there is one thing L can’t understand.” What is that?” “Why a man who borrows a hundred dollars and can’t pay is a failure while a man who borrows a million dollars is a success whether he can pay it or not.”— Washington Star. The Canker in the Rose—* What reason have you got for grouching? Didn't you get $100 for allowing your picture to be put in the paper as having been cured by Pudge’s Pills?” “Yes, I did, but hang it, my relatives are all asking me why L don’t now that I’m cured.”’—Boston 7 script Kept in Paris—Governor Channing Cox, of Massachusetts, discussing the high cost of living in France, said the other da “In Paris shoes fetche w, a good pair of 1a good meal about as much Well, a young lawyer started on a brief vacation trip to Paris in June, and he long overstayed his time. On his re turn in late September, a friend, who knew he was none too flush, said to him “Why did you rem Paris, Jim?’ “*My friends kept me there,’ Jim answered. “*Your friends? Why, Jim, I didn’t know you have any friends in Paris.’ ““T haven't. My friends are all in Oshkosh, and they refused to send me any money.” —Detroit Free Press.