Judge — January 29, 1921 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Fingerprinting Baby | \ campaign ow under way to require the finger all babies, records to be pre ation pury ho may sin any 1 te them throughout their lives Fathers ewed said the phan nous waste of elfort printing then the human race first ing line, but the records r been preserved > linen collar. ’s shirt bosom The leaves of the Harvard Classics or the Century Dictionary. These vol ames, and the like, always scem the most gerly sought after by a two-vearold on a lurk in the library 4. The suit of the Old-Gentleman Who - Sits -in - the -Seat -Just - Ahead -of Baby on the train. 5. Any white woodwork or window sills Parents in registerin, the prints should Mowing manner 1. Get one jar of raspberry jam 2. Get baby. (Possibly this should be done first.) 3. Allow an interval of fifteen seconds to clapse 1. If the print is to be taken ona collar the father should sit on the floor, back to the baby, and repeat softly, “( snooum-ookums,” until the kid) grabs the idea. Not more than fifty: finger hould be taken on any one collar place to dry 6. Mttach the infant's name ture on the inside of the collar 7. File the collar away in a card index If a parent prefers to register the prints on a shirt bosom all he needs to do is to take the child on his lap and say severely “Don’t touch popsy’s shirt! Naughty man will eat vou if you do.” Inside five seconds it will be possible to file the Ohd G Do you KNOW WHAT Hares O LITTLE Boy SMOKE Little hi Yes. ‘They Gers rickep o BY NOsty OLD MEN.—-Lon Mail shirt, although a larger card index cab are taken this inet is needed if | way In taking the prints on book le: preliminary preparation is necessa bevond cautioning the child never to go into the library or touch a book Kansas City Stur Why Not Be Explicit? —\ pr young father telegraphed the news of I happiness to his brother in these words \ hai house and claims to be your nephew.” Phe brother Isome bey has come te my ever, failed to see the point, and wired back: 1 have not got « nephew. The young man is an impostor and a fraud »sion Globe Mother a think of the new nurse Dangerous Height Baby's What do y maid, Ge Baby dear; but she Father—She looks capable, my so terribly tall, ‘Think what a distance poor baby will have to fall him! —Lrsiver tf The Butcher, the Baker, Ete. Flatbush Do vou believe that man has his price worst of it is abot io, and the ting it Financial Flights Why do they all the financial backer of a show n ‘i 1can't fi ut clearly,” an swered Mr. Stormin, n Barnes hut I think the faet that riches have wings bust have something » with it Warsh Star Expectations “Sur sail inent capitalist, “at the rate vou ng. you will never acquire a com potency Why not, dad?" inquired the gilded vouth. “You surely don’t expect to live wld. Vee Me forever?" The Rease He is very long in paying his bills Phat yecause he is generally short Imerivas When Bur roughs first came into the neighho! Conditions Changed he very sociable, but now he scems to want to keep evervbody at a distance Phat’s natural enough: everybody is 1 creditor of Acute Suffering T wish vou'd ask somebody else to collect this bill from Mr. Wadle What's the matter?” Ive had some experience on Mr. Wadleigh for another firm. He pays. but his I'm unfit for work the rest of the day.” Herald calling foans are so heartrending Birmingham Age comicbooks.com