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January 22. 1921 Metropolitan Bird Life By Avvuek C. Brooxs HIS bird’s ery is a series of sneers. He i positive that everything is going to Tophet precursor of with hat radicalism liberalism is prohibition is dehydrated pessimism; necessarily: is revolution synonymous license and all public officials are Punches and profit His indoor sport is pecking at progress by When The Sican-Singer's political in a Woodrane The Opti wers is localized he becomes His more tolerable cousin pest, positively opposes these views The Swan-Singer, Jeremiah. Croaker, or Hyp Hyp, is scrawny in size plexion. He suffers with liver trouble, and therefore is usually a pill-bird. He and The Optipest engage in brisk controversies over the merits of the world, and the former bird most often comes off best and bilious in com second with his crown damag He looks better stuffed Undies By Wr mounted WIEN Tessie. the farmer's fair daughter Went out for a stroll by the track averted a By waving the engineer back Where the river had burst from its channel She always slaughter And ripped out the bridge like a With a blush as red as its flannel She wigwagged her petticoat tlag rag, When Janet beheld the dark her With a speckle of blood on his brow With his senses knocked utterly zero The poor lad had been kicked by a cow — With her back to the folks, she just fumbled. And a bandage appeared in her hand And, of course. those Victorians tumbled That her underskirt furnished the band But if Janet today goes a-ramble, She will bandage no blood-speckled wreck For you're perfectly safe if you gamble She can spare but the fur round her neck And though Tessie may nigh throw a spassum, Not a soul will her signalling save; The express must dash into the chassum— For Tessie has nothing to wave. WATCH YOUR NERVES By PAUL VON BOECKMANN Nerve Specialist and Psycho-Analyst HE high pressure, mile-a-minute life of to day, with its mental strain, worry, anxiety grief and trouble is wrecking the nerves of man kind. This highly applies especially to people with sctive brains and sensitive nerves T have for more than thirty vears studied the health problem from every angle. Far over a million of my various books on Health Subjects sold all t result have been over the world during. this time, and as thout 300,000 people have written me in detail regarding their weaknesses and their experience with different: methods of treatment they applied. [am = more convinced to-day, th anxiety never before in my life, that worry grief mental strain, and, of course, abuse of the reproductive functions, are the basic causes of nerve weakness (Neurasthenia), which in turn is the cause of nearly every ailment of civilized man and woman. that and How reason otherwise? We know mental strains wreck the nervous. system, the Nervous System is the great governing force of the body, the force that gives Life and Power to every organ, every muscle and cell. When the Nervous Forces are depleted through strain. how can the vital organs, muscles and other tissues retain their power? It is impossible. | The power of the nerves is infinitely great for good or evil. 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