Judge — January 22, 1921 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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WITH THE Changes men now are doctors And some are lawyers, too; ‘They even run our street cars In overalls of blue. I've heard of women coppers, Of merchants by the score; One woman got to Congress, \nd maybe there'll be more. They've got the vote all over; They helped to can the booze, While poker, pipes and baseball Have surely got the blues. The prospect is not cheerful Our hopes are rather poor, But they still need us for something For husbands, we are sure.—Colgate Banter Jealousy The Bride—Edgart Are you yawning becaux T did or because that girl over there did Dartmouth Jack-o'-Lantern Carry On Why does Henpeck call his apartment the Marne?” Every time he goes home a batt'e takes place." Notre Dame Juggler 1 bo peunve R FATHER IS COMING HOM? ORUNK AGAIN—Tennessce Mugeump Judge’s College Wits | Number JUDGE'S first College Wits number, pub: lished last March, was an enormous success. As it has now become an annual institution with His Honor, the second number, to be published again in March, may be expected even to surpass the first in interest JUDGE now asks its undergraduate friends to begin sending in poems. little essays, jokes and other suitable matter, including drawings, for this big forthcoming number. Each contribution accepted must bear the name, class and college of the contributor, and will be id for. The college ing the best showing in the number wins the large silver cup which Cor- nell won in the first contest, that cup beit subject to three winnings by a college before it becomes the permanent property of the college. Two individual silver cups are offered in addition, one to go to the artist whose drawing is considered the best submitted (including a possible cover in colors). Charles Basker- ville, Jr., of Cornell, won this last March. The other goes to the author of the best Lit of text published in the number. Albert R. Stewart, of Dartmouth, won this in the first contest. All contributions must be original and exclusive. The contest is conducted on the principle of a track meet, on points. All_ material submitted must be at the JUDGE office by February 1, except color designs (in all mediums), which must be in hand two weeks earlier. Address COLLEGE WITS CONTEST, and inclose postage for return in case of re jection. Go to it, fellers and girls! 24 COLLEGE And A si But things have changed ir And m And tersely snap Cle here Cu don't Cle way Cu JUDGE WITS The Definite Dames IE damosels of long Were ever 1 hinted in their honied way ¢ when they said " Now” f Howers as sweet as they proffered to the blighted swain, ter’s love to is pai this respect rn maids, when they reject, give their heads the tiniest toss Vbso. Imposs! Dartmouth Jacko Store wok called “ Les- » Stringed Instruments"? rk—Not at present, sir, but we have one At the Musi tomer—Do you have just as good I prefer the book [asked for as I ut Music swomer know anything a rk—Aren’t you interested inn sir? stomer--Oh inly I'm a teacher of the ban i ennsylyania Punch cA Disguised hear you lost your job.” did, but Lean go back any time 1 Zat » Dame ure—under an Juggler \ Movie Crornes Ur.—Princeton 7 comicbooks.com