Judge — January 1, 1921 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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january 1. 1921 Metropolitan Bird Life By Axtuur C. Brooxs "THE fu frequently ranges adj Xt protected by ways, bird is seldom sur- lolescence; vet, due to his vives the period « omniprescat optimism and inec icult to hit him largely dependent on his pa- ils that it may and ¢ ant activity is exceedin Invariably tity exh He is either tafly-colored freckles and a great and gawky wi diminutive to addicted to cigarettes, sweet chocolate Irate raisers of Humming-Birds often wells and gunning for then 12-gauge rulers with brass sights Next Year By Cin ‘ with repeating ink ways think that by Ww We'll manage Next year we'll get John’s 1 And Mary's sable hat next year | this and that— r coat, Next year we'll fix the furnace, and a] Perhaps we'll find a cook; | | Next year, if nothing interferes, | We guess we'll write a book. | Next year we'll mend the Adam chairs, And regulate the clock; And really ugh to buy Three shares of copper stock ve en We plet and dream, and go without | And worry over sums, | As all these wondrous things we plan— Sut next year never comes! Resourceful slssistant—The star telephoned that he has yellow jaundice and musi remain at home. Movie Director—Tell him to come dewn at once. I'll have the scenario departm at write | a story with a Chinaman here. has I Teach Piano a Funny Way So People Told Me When I First Started in 1891. But now, after over twenty- five years of steady growth, | have far more students than were ever before taught by one man. I make them skilled players of the piano or organ in quarter the usual time at quarter the usual cost. IT WTS PIANO—Fr enly from me and there is nothing irom Out of evers Men an omen wh it poms have quickly and easily ed su cable thin ith me. In all essex ae ith me than tmy h yet my les include all the tudent there gecord el by dist end xperienc Hy or as sh c is supy wit hr granted. Write to-day are culirdl Ge {-page free booklet uge teacher. My. patented in- the COLOROTONE, FREE With my fifth lesson asein. I introduce another important nd exclusive invention, QUINN- DEX. Q. n-Dex is a simp You move. [ xluce vour teacher's finger fre MEMORY which cannot be a + accurate you have the correct ‘ess when st ays you are in closer touch iny recent developments in. scic he student of moderate m 1 superior ay be certain: th th the best m How to Li BOOK the oral n thoa cach—and th th ans ull oth or young. you wish. All 2, A QUINN CONSERVATORY, Studio JAA full par 1 u during every minute | 598 Columbia Road, Boston, 25, Mass. of practice. The COLOROTONE | —__ pease send me, without cost « and QUINN-DEX save you | booklet, “How to Learn Pia months and years of sted | ticularsof your Course and special r aie Bor They can be 1 ot Name Marcus Lucius Quinn Conservatory of Music | ius Studio JAA, 598 Columbia Road, Boston, 25, Ma: He's cut his cyeteeth, and he His eyes are ope What’s the Matter With Him, Anyway? And yet—he is down on his uppers! H is head over heels in debt And he’s up to his neck in work. Answered His nose is down to the grindstone. Questioncr—Are you truthful? And his heart is in his mouth. A pplicant—Ves. His hands are tied, and he has cold feet. Questioner writes “no” on form. san car out. id he keeps his mouth shut. comicbooks.com i