Judge — January 1, 1921 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Are You Sour on Society? Do you feet like rebelling against everything and everybody? Are you disgusted with men and hai It you are, lacking tn There's 1g —eomet hing. per haps. you woulda anyoor to Know. It's a loamy place to the deapondent, hope fess wr ho finds it hard to make tile way if shunned by tepped by men. who sees him- self slipping. taltering, and falling in every- thing he undertakes. it £0 00 In this way battling with ean belpany man who ts lacking rength. bodily vigor, or physical Tean aid tn restoring the impotent L can give you back your dissipated map- hood. ‘Tean give you bew courage, increased mare pep. My Free Book “Promotion and iConservation of Health, Send a 10e pleee for postage, ete..to my address, Tell me your ailment. Twill reply promptly— you'll devour the truths fo my book and era of life | LIONEL STRONGFORT Physical and Health Specialist Dept. 205 : * N “MADE At KEY WEST— Drawn by PL. Croast Low Brivce The Hook Speaks Iam a hook in a bath house. ‘The things they have hung on me Would make a crook shiver. Gibraltar would quiver! My terrible job by the sea! If you don't read Film Fun you don't get all the movie news The ry tsue now be- Y your newsdealer See the pictures of Coming Stars. Read what the Present Stars are doing. See how they do it on the other side of the world. You get everything in Film Fun for 20¢ At your nearest newsdealer, NOW Why Printers Go Crazy By Bexyasuy De Cassenes The Grand Bunkaroo of Words HAT is a philosopher, anyway?” asked Apollonia Coon, our washerwoman, of Erastus Paracelsus Fitz, my friend who has read fifty thousand books or so. “A philosopher, Apollonia, iv a bird that flies so high that it never sees the earth. They live on words and wind.” Did you ever read Bergson, Apollonia tured “Is he like Bugs Baer?” she asked, ramming her iron through my new madras shirt. “Far from it,” Paracelsus threw in. “Bugs is gible, while Bergson is only intelligent.” tled up the stair- case, yowling crey,’ by Bergson, fresh from Henry Holt and Company. “Skim it up!” I shouted, capping another bottle. It was the same old stuff by Windy Hi, of the College de France. Pipe this: — “You only preserve this cerebral state because you pass surreptitiously to the idealist-notation system, where you can posit as isolable by right what is isolated in idea.” In brewing beer there are bottles called “duds.” They. fizz not, neither do they bubble. I'm afraid that in philosophy Hi is a “dud I ven- Why Arve Managing Editors? life of the average man nthly magazine is just one lon: editor of a loaf after been ered 4 inks at Keen's Ch: of Ye Wise Guys. lore this has only bruited abroad with knowi House and other-luncheon centers Now it 1s known of all ch Strother, for instance is managing editor of World's W so heavy on his hands between s slips that he conceived the migt the Bibl int. Matthew, way reading by French Str & Co.) ‘The free verse is eliminated, and you can read Greatest Story Ever Told in novel form. Mr Strother has a strong conviction that the exquisite literary beauty of the Bible is lost to the general reader by “the unnatural artifices, short verses,” ete. After the managing editor has mulled and mauled it, it looks just like an article on New Zealand lamb by McCann, of the Globe. We hear that Harry Kemp is at work turning “Pilgrim's Progress” into limericks and that Dory Dreiser is novelizing “Hamlet.” Wanted: Managing editors to di ing winter evenings on the Koran Mr. St Time ha out rejection idea of re-editing xdernized for su’ her; Doubleday, Page ther ne work dur- Fairies Again J CAN'T get away from the fairies get the more I believe in them T see them flitting am: the trees on summer nights in the dark. I see them in the embers of dying fires on snowy nights. I hear them in the voice of little children. I feel their touch in old attics. I care not who writes a nation’s agricultural ap- propriation bills if I can create its fairies—or create the belief in them. I drop all other books when a volume of fairy ems or tales comes along. I am an incorrigible Fetever fo miracles, I fear Here is a little book, “ Fairies and Chimneys,” by Rose Fyleman (George H. Doran Company). | It is for children, and whatever is for children goes straight to my depths. Are they not fairies, too? T never could get Mencken, Dreiser or Henry P. Ford to believe in fairies. “They say Tush! and Hokum! and turn to the Higher Things. “Have you scen the fairies dancing in the air “And dashing off behind the stars to tidy up their hair.” Now, in this little book fairies ride on motor buses, in the subways and even ride up and down business elevators. ‘They may not read the Sub 23 The older I | COPY THIS SKETCH gpdlet me ace what you can do with It Many newspaper artists earning $30.00 {0 $125.00 oF more per week were trained byomny course of al individual rte ETD aa se slate yowr a The Landon School?! a'serine 38 Vicior Bidg., Cleveland, Outo Cot out this ad and mail it to os, with yoor name and ‘Address [po money); ard we will send you oor FAMOUS: KARNAX RAZOR by return mail, postpaid. You may use the razor for 30 davs FREE, theo if you like it, pay os $1.55." If you doo't like it retarn it, SEND WO BONE) MORE COMPANY, Dept. 495 St. Louis, Mo. way Sun, but they ride. You don't believe it Unfortunate being that you are! Why, ng me next there isn’t any Santa Clau The Lesson By Frovp Mereorrn CORGANDIES and satin skirts, face powder and silk hose, Eye-brow-pencils, marcel waves, French heels and Paris clothes— When suddenly, the setting sun flares red across the sky. And then L know that there are money cannot buy. some things Froth and song and twinkling lights, and sur face gayety, Lipsticks, patent-leather, and the dancing mas. ter’s call— #: When suddenly the moon. spills yellow win. upon the balcony And [am brought to alll ize that money is not I try to find Life’s meaning in a foreign make of car. When suddenly from out the swamps wherein the birches lie, A wood-thrush sends his clear, sweet call, as tremulous as any star, And then I know that there are some things. money can not buy. 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