Judge — December 4, 1920 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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—_— a SS ~ SS > ae = OLE — ———= Playing Down to the People Manager—Cut o A CHANGE OCCASION w me to Badge of Prosperity—* All remove the price tag from your suit said the polite salesman Leave it there,” insisted Mr. Gr r. “T want people to see h ford to pay.” —Washingt weh- He Is Angry That fortune teller is a fraud Why do you say that?” “She couldn’t tell me where to find a tat."—Detroit Free Press Not So Wonderful story” This is a “neigh borhood from down Belleview way At a party the country swains were jealous 0 in a rural home some of city chap who seemed to be able to entertain the ladies with small talk and witty say- ings One of the older guests said the disgruntled youths: “That city feller is pretty smart, ain't he?” “Thinks he is.” “Says some funny things, don’t he?” With a grunt of contempt the rural exclaimed one of sw Huh. 1 could say smart thin if 1 could on'y think of ‘em.” Youngstown Telegram. Even Are the Gadsbys s social climbers?” Getting still regarded I believe the Gadsbys have ‘arrived.’” “Ant” * And they are now in a position t« on other people who have social "—Birmingham Age- Herald. Mr. i simp. Mi I'm nobody's fool Miss Sharpe You may think I'ma but let me tell you Sharpe That's wants you.—Boston Globe ‘cause nobody S-cats! He—| see Rosatye vows tHere. Too BAD Sits COMMENCING TO FADE She—Yes, 11's ABOUT TIME, NOW THAT HER DAUGHTER 18 THINKING OF MARRYING. Le Rire | ) Veast—Ever try Once. They say it’s awful?” “Ltis. proposed marriage to my wile in it.’—Voukers Statesman, The Ingredients—*I am accused of liquor.” * Don't worry *But they grabbed the evidence. N uatter. A bunch of this home fe stuff looks as much like a welsh rabbit as anything — else.""—Louisvill Courier-Journal Headaches You don’t suffer from that next morning headache any more “L won't say that,” rejoined Uncle Bill Bottletop. “The headache comes around just the same; only you get it irom listening to a jazz band."—Wash- ington Star Go As Far As They Dare —-“Is a hospitable town?” My dear sir,” teplied the affable citi zen itality is only limited by the vigilance of the prohibition enforce Birmingham Age-Herald. ment officers.” Proverb Revised—"I supy said ‘that when liquor dealers have: made the serious citizen, these illicit money enough they will get into polite society.” “I don’t think so,” ied Miss Cay- enne. “You can’t make a silk purse out of a bootleg.”—IVc ugion Star, Whats the — Password?—Friend Wife—It seems to me that the literary club is meeting quite Biones isn’t it? Friend Hubby—V don’t disturb anybe are held in the News. ften at LT admit it, but we Iy The Dasement meetings Detroit A Dry Subterfuge— hollow book forms that “Have you any look of like th real thing?” asked Colonel Biffkins “We don’t carry anything of that sort,” replied the ‘salesman, “May I ask what you want with them? “Lm restocking my library. I have just discovered that some of my choicest volume ham Age-Herald,