Judge — November 27, 1920 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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vember 27, 1920 1 by Cuetos Mex Tie Cuanat or tie Aytiot Atavisms By Marnjorr Stoxemas Dovcirs EM K since 1 learned my reason * Was but towering enerat t each action out of season Of five thousand ns, if not more, I've been peering Just to ascertain what fraction Of ancestral wants and habits [still bore. vt mind whene’er [ think linging ink 1d That my love Came down to me from some ance stral squid Or that my love of d Was not just posse But marked some carly monkey aunt who did ive 1 suppose my love of trunks Came from great-great-great-grea Even greater, t re peaceful 7 But I really rather hate That my gift for sleepin, Survives from carly, carly, early worms hyderms. late Hut [could rather wish That my ancestors, the fish, From whom I get my air for bathing suits. Had been the genus “gold” Rather than, as I’ve been told, he kind that make the mucilage for boots Kut if | had the chance hoose my carly aunts My prehistoric grandfathers and cousins 1 would like to be descended Irom the ostrich, who, unfriended, Still grows her own hat trimmings by the dozens. THE SHOE THAT HOLDS ITSGP/ SHAPE $7-22 $8.02 $900 8 $1020 SHOES FOR MEN AND WOMEN YOU CAN SAVE MONEY BY WEARING . L. DOUGLAS SHOES e best known shoes _ in the world. They {— are sold in 107 W. L.|\- gual Douglas stores, direct U from the factory to you and $550 at only one profit, which guarantees to you the best shoes that can be produced, at the lowest possible cost. W.L. Douglas name and the retail price are stamped on the bottom of all shoes before they leave the factory, which is your protection against unreasonable profits. W.L.Douglas $9.00 and $10.00 shoes are abso- lutely the best shoe values for the money in this country. They are made of the best and finest leathers that money can buy. They combine quality, style, workmanship and wearing quali- ties equal toother makes selling at higher prices. They are the leaders in the fashion centers of erica. The stamped price is W.L. Douglas Personal guarantee that the shoes are always worth the price paid for them. The prices are the same everywhere; they cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. W. L. Douglas shoes are made by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. W. L. Douglas shoes are for sale besides our own stores, If y you, take no other make. Order direct fro! for booklet telling how to order shoes by m Pres W.L.Douglas 145 Spark Brockton, by ov 1 CAUTION.—Insist upon having W.L_Doug- las shoes. The name and price is plainly stamped on the sole. Be careful to see that it has not been changed or mutilated. ) CUA het cr etree The New Book of Reference No Limit At the present rate of divorce Hokus- In this State is the widow entitled We shall come to t course to her third? To make quite sure of our “ billings and coos” Pokus—Uer third? Great Scott! One of them is chasing me around trying to make me her fourth \ new book of reference, called * Who's Wh If You Don't Weaken Int Student (showing friend throw ent classes at the Le And th Friend (taking a look) —You said it In the Front Row Wrinkle, wrinkle, little star; Shows how old you re Through my lorgnette I Furrows in your smiling face! the differ the life. | ue) A Similarity Widowers,” said Aunt Henrictt like babies. The first six months they ery a 1, the next six months they sit up and and it is hard to get them through “are much good ¢ take notice } the second summer.”