Judge — November 27, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Prices Cutin Half! \ an Genuine Diamond: ‘+ “A or nd of Dery bri ‘Order by No. 103, oaly $71.45 00 arrival, DIN & CO.. Dept. 26.2 A penny Inadvanee, pie Wey RAVINE Male prices ot my money if Lam fh Sad Fate By La Tovenr Hascocn S was once a girl, named O'Flynn Whose figure was terribly thin And when she essayed To drink lemonade slipped through the straw, and fell in His Six Figures He told her before they were married that he could write his check for six figures; she found afterward that it was true, he could; but ey were usually like this: $6.2 5-100. Mier the Election “Well, once more the Republicans (or Demo- crats) have saved the nation From what?” “From the Democrats (or Republicans),” FREE {He To i LEARN PIANO! seer bn every key d. Fully iustrated Picture is telling Nothing like it o jesides cli an De scalp vel Hair - Dresser--dresses most contrary hair in won- derful manner. At all druggists and barbe Serare Ua Marvel After Using Marve . MARVEL, 846 Fourth Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pa. Judge’s Model Primer for Little Intellects By AS. TUD-Y this beautiful Set-ting. It is a Cor-por-a-tion in the pro-cess of for-ma The two Men have chos-en a qui-et spot to draw up Plans, What are the Plans? The big Man has in-side In-for-ma-tion where to buy tion. 10 Car s of Holes cheap. They will buy up ev-er-y old bro-ken So-da Wa-ter glass and boil out all the Choc-o-late. The Choc-o-late will then be wrap-ped nil the Holes, mak ing Choc-o-late Mac-a-ro-ni. The Big Man has the Ex-per-i-ence and the Lit-tle Man has the Mon-ey. In 2 Weeks the Big Man will have the Mon-ey and the lit-tle Man will have the Ex-per.i ence Judici I thought you said if 1 were al Courtesy First A sociable with the judge T could get off” Second Autoit , First Auoist cc, how “Good morni you toc J are and he repl * Fine—twenty-tive dollars. Drama in Tabloid tit J Their eyes met tt 11—Their lips met tet 111 —Their fists met tet IV Their lawyers met Not She Post 1s your wife afraid of bugs and mice? Parker— Not she! She never jumps at. any thing but conclusions victim who has been knocked dowa by Ts JUDG* Yo BAY Reyulate your stomach so you caa eat favorite foods without fear of Indigestion Flatulence | Gases | Acidity | Palpitation correct acidity, thus regulating diges- tion and giving almost instant stom- ach relief. Large 60c case—drugatores. ARID | | A few tablets of Pape’s Diapepatn ) i Dives ROMEIKE’S ?P55s Ctiprinc Bureau will send you all newsp clippings which may appear you, your frends, or any fection which you may” wa up-to-d Every new paver of penirlical of in the United 7.50 for ts» clips 3 issearched. | Terms $7.50 fe HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave., New York Rose's Hose By Tenor Jexns SEEN “under the rose” They should be forgotten Those white silken h Seen —under thee, For who would suppose vith white « They were darned cotton? Seen under the rose They should be forgotten! The Bride Complains “My husband graduated from a technical school.” “Well, dearie?” “And yet he can't take a chicken apart.” i)—Are you Mire THIS 18 THE WORST THING THAT EVER! HAPPENED TO Me.