Judge — November 27, 1920 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Genuine Aspirin Name ‘ Bayer”’ means genuine Say ‘‘Bayer’’— Insist! “Bayer” when buying Aspirin. you are sure of getting true “Bayer Tablets of Asy nuine Aspirin proved safe by tuillions and prescribed by physicians for over twenty years. Ac- cept only an unbroken , Earache, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Colds and Pain. Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost few cents. Dr + also sell larger “Bayer pack: Aspirin is trade mark of E ture Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacid. A Copy of Our 60-Page Book QUEANLINESS" “COLON — Drawn by Laxa Camron. Mr. Mowse—1 wisn Ip wire Tis so} N BY THE TRIP INSTEAD OF BY THE NOUR Bieaeal ai Keowiedge « Haband Keowledge « Young Woman Should Have ». Kaowledge a Young Wile Should Have . Kaowiadee 0 Mather Should Have oowiedge 0 Meshar Should bmeoet to Her Desghter | : Medal Koewledee Wile Should Have Agtuur C. Brooks Us. MAIL 2. Bob-Write ys bird daily sends 15,000 letters and tele- grams to more or less prominent persons. He is sometimes called The Diary-Bird. He hurls heated homilies at newspapers, while his female dispatches libelous lampoons to her married friends and leaves them guessing. Bob-W rite is insignificant in size and has tweed plumage, with ink-marks on the superior fingers of one claw. His ery is for help. He flys ner vously from mailbox to mailbox Another in the same family is Bob-Right. This bird is never wrong. He may be found loudly correcting movie sub-titles; heckling open-air speakers; questioning from the floor at Sunday-afternoon forums; and pub- licly upbraiding a postoftice-clerk for overcharging him on a 2-cent stamp. Both are game birds. Crests By ALEXAN ODERN crests are relics of a decayed civilization. —Inter- sting survivals of the days before woven name tapes, baggage checks, and laundry marks simplified identification, they stood in the same social position occupied by the calling card today Like the horsecars of the '80’s they have had their day Unlike them crests are still tolerated by those who condemn ancient methods of transpor tation like the Erie and the Staten Is land Ferries. Crests appear upon stationery, plate usine doors, and livery. However, they are never so happy as when emphasizing the particular idleness of the left hand little finger of conscious college boys and debutantes of quaintly faint aristocracy. Originally a plume or other cogn the helmet of a knight the crest i most favorable victims for the battle-axe or sleep dispensing mace. Incidently, and by the same token, each gallant mass of blood and iron avoided opponents outranking him in somnific ability Thus the human instinct for wearing a feather in the cap evolved into indi vidual distinguishing marks in battle besides (Continued on p. china, li u You SOMETIME get a new thrill and c days and nights drink a Sor comfort ery pair guaranteed MADE AT SHIRLEY MASSACHUSETTS Drnen by Pave. Rener Irs Commencixe You MUST NOT SEEM TOO HOPEFUL, 8, THAT I SHALL NEVER MARRY. a Truss Brooks’ Appliance, the lern_ scientific invention, the wonderful new discovery ’ that Telieves rupture, will be sent on trial No obnoxious springs or pads. Brooks’ Rupture Appliance Has automatic Air Cushions. Binds and draws the broken parts together as you would a broken imb. No salves. No lies. Durable, cheap. Sent ital to prove fe Protected by Catalog at ame and address today BROOKS APPLIANCE CO., 4098 State St., po Mich, @ORMERLY KNOWN AS CHECONA EVANS ALE omaTiE SAME GOOD OLD HEARTY EVANS! measure blanks malied fi