Judge — November 20, 1920 — page 16: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

He—AREN'T YOU A BIT CARELESS? Why PEARLS—AND YOU'VE LOST IT! OUT OF PASHION NOW ing Down!—All was rush and bus tle in the studio when the new producer began to get busy. He snapped and barked and roared and wept, but cer- tainly he got things done. Then he turned suddenly to the weary “star,” who was resting after the last stunt. “We'll begin on the next episode now,” he said briskly, while the actor groaned. “Tt ought to be a thriller. You're blown up into the air by an explosion, and an airplane rushes along and catches you.” “It does, does it?” exclaimed the actor. “But look here. Supposing the airplane isn’t there?” But the film producer’s thoughts were already away ahead. “Oh, that’s all right!” he snapped absent-mindedly. “In that case, just come down; don’t wait for it!” —Detroit Press. Free At the Movie—IVife (dabbing her eyes)—Just look at those big tears on the poor gitl’s face, dear! Hubby—Fresh from the glycerine bot- tle. Wife (in a fierce whisper) taking the little joy out of my li that you are!—Buffalo Express. Always r, brute Back, Back, Ye Angry Waves! he—Psnaw, I pipn’t Lose mt! [Gave it BestDes, THEY SPOLL THE LINE OF ONE'S BACK T PAID 350,000 FRANCS FOR THAT COLLAR OF TO THE JANITRESS. PEARIS ARE HOPELESSLY Le Rire ( Extraordinary—* Modern journalism is full of surprises,’ remarked the suburbanite. “You are quite right,” said his fellow commuter, “I saw a twenty-four page newspaper the other day and there wasn’t a single picture of a movie star in it.”” Birmingham Age-Herald. A Movie Star—* For this production we'll need an extra big spotlight.” “Is the leading lady very vain?” “IT dunno about that, but she’s very fat." —Louisville Courier-Journal. “Tantivy, Tantivy, Tantivy “You ser, Mr. Antiguary, [ pon’T Like THE SORTA THINGS THAT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD TO BUY. [ UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE soup Louts XV CARTRIDGES THAT ARE QUITE EXPENSIVE. We'D LIKE TO PURCHASE SOME WE'RE GOIN? HUNTIN’. —Le Journal Amusant (Paris). 16 Job for a Refereee—The young girl had been engaged as an amanuensis by a society woman, She soon discovered that the woman and her husband did not live happily together, but that they had fight about every day. So she gave notice that she was going to leave. “Why?” inquired the lady in surprise. “Oh, you don’t need an amanuensis in this family, madam,” replied the girl “What you 1 is a referee!"—Yonkers Statesman Joining the Ranks—A Washington reporter, happening to pass the St. Elizabeth’s Hospital for the Insane, noticed an inmate standing and painting a wall with a dry brush. The reporter, mewhat of a sportsman, noticed a racing sheet in the back pocket the painter and thinking to have a little fun, he said: “Who are you picking today?” “Take le Eva in the fourth race at Laurel,” said the painter. “She's a 200 to 1 shot and she’s carrying 88 pounds; she can’t lose.” The reporter, perhaps thinking one hunch as good as another, went down to the office, drew out $25.00 advance salary and put it all on Little Eva. Then Little Eva stumbled on the first quarter and was out of the race. About two weeks later the reporter was passing the hospital and he again noticed the painter, busily painting with a dry brush 00 to 1, carrying urth race, She 88 pounds in the fe stumbled on the first quarter and lost.”” “You took my tip,” said the painter. “Yes,” said the reporter. “Get a brush,” said the painter. Journal of the American Medical Associ ation. Candor—* Tell me, doctor, what is the matter with me, straight!”” “Well, if you want to know, you are underworked and overpaid.” — Klod Hans (Copenhagen). That Rope Odor—“Why do you leave the bands on the cigars you smoke?” “IT want my friends to know that I don’t buy them at a ship chandler’s.”— Buffalo Express.