Judge — November 20, 1920 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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The Mystery of Golf—* Docs your ind enjoy playing golf? es. but [ don’t understand how he can. It is beyond me how he can get any pleasure out of a game which irri- tates 1 angers him so. Detroit Free Press hu Colored caddies yf-course in on a stranger The Usual Trouble ire employed on a certain the South. On one occasi asked one of them: “What is considered a good score on these links?” “Boss,” replied the youngster, solemn- ly, “most of de gents tries to do it in as few strokes as dey kin, but it gin’r'lly tak Harper's Mag me more.” Ne. Easy to Guess—" Did you ever have the telephone bell ring when you were in the bathtub and there was nobody else at home?” “Oh, yes,” replied the family man, “What did you do?” “Well, I play a little golf and I have also addressed a few remarks to a punc- tured tire, so draw your own conclusions.” Birmingham Age- Herald. Fore Is the Word—Redd—He's writ- ing a book on golf. Greene—How far has he got? “He's just finished the fore-word.”— Yonkers Statesman. Judged by His Clothes—Redd— Would you call him a golf enthusiast? —Hardly that. You sce he has golf suit.— Yonkers Statesman. Gre only « Envious— professional.” “Why?” “Think of playing so good a game for your living!” —Detroit Free Press. always envy a golf the Why Golf Is Good Only for the Players—*Golf is not a_ particularly interesting game to watch.” “Not at all, and very wisely so. Golf results often in language which no decent h to hear.” —Detroit audience would Free Press Nothing Original—The feat of the Milwaukee girl who, if we are to credit the heac “Found a Husband on the Golf Links,”* seems a rather ordinary and comm performance. ‘That is where them are.— Public Ledger. Queer "said the first golfer, “What's on your mind now?” the se “T was just wondering why it is that most any man would rather play bad golf any day than stay n at the office and work.” —Detroit Free Press. “It’s a queer game. asked 4 nd Too Much Preparedness He—Lr [CAN'T GET HOME FOR DINNER TONIGHT, I'LL SEND YOU A TELEGRAM. She—Dox’t sotner—I'vE READ IT ALREADY IND IT IN YOUR COAT POCKET —Strix (Stockholm) Losing Their French What's be come of all the ex-service men? Tony the waiter. “T guess there are still a few about town,” said the doughnut-and-coffee cus tomer. “It's mighty strange. There hasn't been a young chap in here in months who wanted his ham and eggs ‘toot sweet." Birmingham « aptain Ed mous air A Victim of the War—C. ward V. Rickenbacker, the man and automobilist, said a Washington “I know a chap who is motoring through England. The other evening he pulled up his car and said toa farm hand Can you tell me how far it is to -cum-Tootl It’s just thirty-three miles, the oppo rection, sir,”’ said the farm hand. The opposite direction?’ yells my friend. ‘But the last sign post said it was this ditection.” “*Ah, but, you see,’ said the farm hand with a knowing grin, ‘we turned that sign post round durin’ the war so as to fog them Zellepings.”"—Detroit Free Press. a dinner in “And how,” queried usly, “did vou acquit So to Speak his best girl anxi yourself in France: The ex-doughboy looked disturbed “I didn’t know you'd got wise to that,” he answered. I didn’t acquit myself They gimme two months.” — Pickup. Some Part—Teacher—Did your father take any part in the late Great War. Robbie Robbie—I just guess he did “What did he do!"* “He played the bass-drum in the town band when the boys marched away, Yonkers Statesman,