Judge — November 13, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Margaret Sa: control advecate, and her two sons “WOMAN AND THE NEW RACE”’ By Margaret Sanger yan inattenat Fight HAPPINESS IN EVERY glee THE KNOWLEDGE IS PRICELESS New. Rare. by Margaret TRUTH PUBLISHING CO. 1400 Broadway, Dept. 2-R New York, N.Y. Regarding Editorial, Subscription and Advertising Matters OFFICES: Main office cn SE KSCRIOTION NEW YORK i Reiiding, 225 Pith Avenue newick Wide Chicago: Th NO Cleatew Be CHANGE IN ADDRESS: Subscriber's old address as as the mat in wit i for the chang net atten side of the wort te takes tra wo weeks Printed hy the Schweinter Pres Address JUDGE 225 Fifth Avenue tt corres pomdence to New York City Drawn by C. W. Kan Mr. Fax cours Pee 108 THR INEVE AWLY WRESTLING MATCH The Philosopher at the Dissecting-Table (Continued from page to remain in Dan when the others were in Beer. sheha — how much happier his ho.. ¢ life might have been, might it not? If Falstaff had cut out starchy food and sweets except on Sundays and holidays, and substituted almost-cofice and nowhere near-beer for the accursed stuff he drank Shakespeare wouldn't have been able to make had fun of hin Then there ‘s Lollypoptomism or the Sucker Philosophy so well known in America. It is hased on the attraction of opposites and the dis «tion of mentality. If you have good health and plenty of money, weep. If you are sick broke. friendless. and in jail; then, oh, then, the lichtsome jest and sunny smile! Remember that thousands of Chinese girl babies are drowned annually. You might be a Chinese irl baby or a Hottentot with the pip or a total bstainer who has taken wood alcohol for his 1. If you can’t enjoy your own misery, try to enjoy other people's. We can each make the world #little brighter by setting fire to our If we haven't any coats our neigh Let us be thankful for that coat-tails, bors have. A Thousand Times No “We pay this author by the word.” “True.” “In Chapter I the heroine says, ‘Ni . a thou- sand times no." “Well?” “Shall we count that as a thousand words?” “No, a thousand times NO!” The Real Title-Holder Stern Father—See here, young man; you think is boss around here—you or me? The Young Miscreant—S-h-h, pa; mother is just in the next room who do 28 time te practice, you can soon be plas music, songs, jazz and ragtime by ear with ease, Rapid progress from the start astonishes every pupil. Ly Texsents that uickly master 4 E wish, Start new be playing and entertaining your friends by winter. Write today for in Frew ook sand full particul: RONALD G. WRIGHT, Director NIAGARA SCHOOL OF MUSIC ra Falls, N.Y. renting n stu A New Songster Jane is original, She likes to go yo one better, Walking along a country lane lis tening to the many bird songs. her companio: “T hear and then they Little would say a robin,” would try to find it. iter h «lozen little Jane heard a song new to her intently as she looked “Oh! T hear a buttertly!” been locate! Listening exclaimed lirds had around she Not Normal The cornetist. was apparently normal when he finished his solo at the concert. ‘Then it was discovered that he mentally derange! He responded to an encore without playing “The Rosary.” was a Truss Brooks’ Appliance, the modern scientific invention, the wonderful new discovery that relieves rupture, will be sent on trial. No ot ‘xious springs or a ER. €. & BROOKS Brooks’ Rupture Appliance Has pmoneri: Air Cushions. Binds and draws ier as you would a broken 10 lies. Durable, cheap. Sent ve enngied bY YS. patents, blanks mailed Send WOMEN | who love oa husbands cannot seh helenae acopy of “Where Know ispensable to every wife and tobe Absolutely different from any Coen work dealing with problems of marriage. A wealth of hu- for human le. Mailed in plain cover for $1.00 . COUNSEL SERVICE, 248 W. 76th St., New York