Judge — November 13, 1920 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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November 13, 1920 DEITIES “The Utmost in Cigarettes” Plain End or Cork Tip People of culture and refinement invariably PREFER- Deities to any other cigarette. Pat Geno D MEK Vice PeiNcrren Or THE TWO-FAMILY HOLS? The Philosopher at the Dissecting-Table ity WLR. Vas Dresex HAVE tong felt an impulse to seize on and tic together the lit tle ends of great thoughts. .\ Comparative Philosophy has formed itself ) or near my mind summing up in Il previous and possible philosophies It will, | believe, be seen th undamentally different yet r: few words == ‘The first is the central thought of the subtle all for what! Solomon said. * A man among a all systems are dialectician briefly noti by Moses, who said. thousand have I found but a woman among a ically the same. in giher words. {e dbesh't inglter whether that Ye shall not surely die.” ‘The italics are our thousand have [not found.” Falstaff said . medieval experimentalist, Humpty Dumpty, | 08. but you will observe that the serpent did ICT grow great Vl grow tess.” eda spring: boal oriot tly, “Ye shall not die.” He was a If Solomon had married say one girl in ten; i All true philosophy is based on two very an pher, not a theologian. or had even been content with one blond, one ent and closely ‘elated precepts: namely andparents took the chance brunette, and one red-head—the last of course Tikea chance, and’ Make the best of it ‘The idea of resignation under the inevitab'c ed on page 28) 7 is traceable to the great stoic celebrated by <Esop. He said. “The grapes 1 sour.” Any one who has tasted crear ' of tartar k s that the fox was jt ! The mere fact that grapes also contain acertain residuum of sugar must not mislead us. This brings us to the two great | schools. Wewill speak first of Freudianism ‘This popular philosophy is recommended by its simplicity. It postulates that every man wishes to marry a beautiful girl, or cat son Every pair guaranteed Sometimes wishes are suppressed; as whe q MADE AT SHIRLEY MASSACHUSETTS P the man is married already or has a stomachache. ‘These modern Sor comfort suppressed wishes are the cause of every thing. The only two men who never sup: || pressed a wish are Solomon and Sir John one the wisest. the other the fattest. character in history and fiction re YOUNG-GROW TALL spectively. Solomon Pra by Nowuss Astuose ; Tie Baise married everybody + You" . oryeud” | This University discovery is the most important bealth Invention of and Sir John ate “You're tHe Plaso-TuNer, ars’ yeu? the century. It rrmakes and Body. Tt hing that b Tuat's wat 1 Ast, sonny. | Sse everything, that he UL GIVE YUH THIRTY-SIX CENTS IF YUM FIN THE DARNED THING SO IT se ee eras wate of RET kevaees Bae ene, didn't drink. And wos"r woxx! comichooks.cqiy)