Judge — November 13, 1920 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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sE ovember 13, 1920 coms so much bigger in the summer than in the inter?” Because,” he “it has to be en ryged_ to take care of the rush of business.” vnaseloania Punch Bowl answered, Not Literary Bill hasn't been in the city long. has he? From appearances he hasn't. When th ter handed him the menu last night he said lidn’t Penn. tute Froth to read with his meals.” “THAT Girt Rest “Way? INDS MP OF V MOVED SHOW vruris!—Cornell Woe The Interloper They had just pulled the cork when ered the room followed by lual with whiskers, By gum, Ive ketched ye." shouted whisk Mashing the star attached to his galluses. What are you two a-doin’ her N-nothing.”” 1 a lantern a lengthy indi e-st mimered Jones, covetously glincing at the bottle on the table. *N-nothinj hoed = Smith, glincing at the bottle on the table. “Well, what persisted whiskers. *N-nothing,” N-nothin, covetously ——— are ye two aimin’ to do?’ sid Jones. sid Smith. sid whiskers, “Then hold Notre Dame Juggler this sntern,” SE Gave Them Repertoires What became of the ventriloquist ou used to have? Circus Manager Clown Oh, he found he could make ore money: selling parrots. —Vale Record. fhe F; Irate Customer —S itton in the salad. Waiter Well, sir. that’s part of the dressing. Carnegie Tech, Puppet jous Waiter ¢ here, waiter, | found a Pugnastic Who are you having up for Senior Week?” Her name is Miss Dempsey Cuticura Talcum ——— Fascinatingly Fragrant ———— Always Hea s Healthful Laboratories, Dept. 7.Malden, Sar" fverywnere toe. PR NNSYLV ANIA R. R. Stanon ... and at the Pennsylvania Station New York CA fact: Day in and day out, at this great rail- way ter pal, the sales of Fatima exceed those of any other cigarette. FATIMA A Sensible Cigarette Secugh, int Heart Never Won,” Ete. James —May 1 kiss you? Eileen —They say kissing tends to the propa- gation of microbes. Well, you kiss me. then, afraid of them.—Carolina Tar Baby. James I'm not Diagnosed He— There is an awful rumbling in’ my stomach—like a cart going over a cobblestone street She—1vs probably that truck you ate for dinner. —Lehigh Burr = 2s Embarrassing “T don’t like these cars.” “Why is that?” “If you accidentally become acquainted with a young lady on them, you are always under obligations.” ~Penasv'rania Punch B. *pay-as-vou-leave’ st Where It Belongs ‘Have you ‘The Truth About the Contes tg “Yes, madame, over in the Fiction Depart- | ment.” —Penn. State Froth. Teace