Judge, 1920-11-13 · page 24 of 32
Judge — November 13, 1920 — page 24: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** with some light satirical content typical of early-20th-century humor magazines. **Main Content:** The "College Wits" section contains brief, mild jokes about student life and romantic situations—standard fare for the era. "Time to Go" is a poem about overstaying one's welcome on a date. "A New Angle," "The Spoofing Prof," and other short pieces are pun-based humor with no specific political targets. **Advertisements dominate:** - Mark Twain's complete works (12 volumes) - Rex Beach books - **Bayer Aspirin** (prominent, emphasizing the brand name means "genuine")—this is significant because aspirin was a trademarked product at this time, not yet generic - A "Moth-Proof Cedar Chest" on free trial The Luna Looney cartoon at bottom appears to be a mild romantic joke about a woman questioning her suitor. **Overall:** This page reflects early-1900s consumer culture and light collegiate humor rather than political satire. The Bayer ad is notable as it shows aggressive trademark protection during the early pharmaceutical industry era.
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