Judge — October 30, 1920 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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ure and the Motor “What's that humming sound?” That's a bumble bee.” “He's got a mighty good engine.” Boston Transcript. The High-Powered Car— Redd. When you come to think of it, an auto mobile is a powerful thing. Greene—What’s on your mind now? “Why, you know an automobile with one horn can throw a man farther than a cow with two.”’"—FVonkers Statesman Still Getting Results—" You used to trade horses.”” “I'm tradin’ flivvers now,” rural wizard. “Do you get the same excitement out of it?” “Sure. said the I swapped flivvers with a feller only yesterday. When he tried to run the car I traded him you could a-heard him bellerin’ from here to Squirrel creek, an’ that’s twenty miles away.” Birmingham Age-Herald. High Notes or—How crortovs, Mr. Mat- HAVE UNDER OUR WINDOW A NIGHTINGALE THAT SINGS ALL THE NiGHT! Peasant Profiteer—Tuex YOU'LL MAVE TO PAY ME TEN FRANCS MORE A DAY FOR FUR- NiSHING You with Music.—Le Journal Amu- ant (Paris). Tuews! The Master Mind Ma—Joux, You'LL. NEVER GET THAT DOG TO FOLLOW You. Pa—On, yes, wine All He Remembered—* Tell me of your tour to the homes of famous English poets. The home of Shelley?” “They stung us forty cents a gallon for gasoline “And the home of Byron?” “There we had a bad puncture.” Louisville Courier-Journal. He’s Got the Car, Though—Xedd— I see Black has got a four-thousand dollar car. Greene—How did he get it? “The car?” “No, the four thousand dollars.” “Oh, he hasn't got that yet!” Yonkers Statesman. Unless Adjusted—She—I say, dear, where do all those burst tires go to in the end? He—I don’t know, but if they go where most people consign them, there must be a terrible smell of burning rubber some- where.— Rubber Leaf. In Reduced Circumstances—" You were too lenient with che chauffeur of that motor truck,’”’ said a fussy pedes tnan, “I know he violated the law, id the traffic policeman, “but I didn’t have the heart to arrest him. He used to be grand duke and everybody got out of the way of his car.”—Birmingham Age- Herald. w You WERE JUST AS TROUBLESOME ONCE “What about your 1835 half dollar © The expert says it is worth fifty cents, but I don’t think he really knows any- thing about coins.” “No, he’s too sanguine.”—Lon Courier-Journal Junior, the Joker—“ Pop?” “Well, Junior— “Got a silver dollar in your pocket?” “Yes, but—” “Lend it to me a little while; I'll give it back.” “But why do you want a silver dol- lar?” “T want to try it in my slingshot.” “Shoot it?” “Yep.” “What for?” “Oh, just for the novelty of secing a dollar go a long way.”—Youngstown Telegram. Enough for a Honeymoon— He (proposing)—I've saved up enough to live at the rate of $10,000 a year. She—For how long? He—Oh, six months.—Boston Tran- script. comicbooks.com