Judge — October 23, 1920 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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Drawn by Ganoxen 0. Rea AWPUL DILEMMA OF DUTIFUL LITTLE FORBIDDEN HIM EVER TO CLIMB TREES. ETHELRED WHOSE MAMMA HAS EXPRESSLY | The Course of True Love iLLIAM JAMES read the whole-page advertise- ment through. It stated there were plenty of men for the little positions, but not nearly enough for the big places. He took a correspondence course in efficiency. He eliminated every unnecessary action and acquired accurate precision in everything He followed a course of training for Perception, Memory, Imagination, Reasoning Power, and Will Power. He learned how to read and influence all kinds of men. Those with concave. convex, concave-convex and convex-con: cave faces. He omitted one course. The course of True Love. ! It did not run smooth. Of course Isabel Pearl was his sweetheart, and of course he told her all about his correspondence courses and the future they insured him iI Isabel Pearl listened patiently for ninety-nine evenings, then on the hun- dredth evening she lost her patience. “You think more of th old courses than you do of me!” she said They had been sitting on the front porch. She went into the house and slammed the door. There was only one thing for William James to do and that was to go home. He went home Early the next morning he was cs Drown by 3, K. Buraxs The General Manager told him to begin VA! self Manager of the South Plant. ALL DRESSED UP. ; he v Biggs (to wile)—1 sex wuens avoTusn called into the General Manager’s office. MINISTER HAS BEEN PREACHING AGAINST THE NITY OF OVERDRESS! month’s vacation that morning and Willie (speaking up)—Tuar’s just rt, Ma. I WouLDN’T MAKE HALF AS MUCH FUSS ABOUT when he came back he would find him- — Goix¢ to cuvecn iF I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE By Katuerixe NeGiey Jubilantly he went to the telephone. Isabel Pearl would see now there was something in the correspondence courses. Maybe they could be married and go on the month’s vacation together. He took down the receiver. “What do you want?” came the icy voice of Isabel Pearl. There was accent on the you. Dazed, William James hung up the receiver. He took his hat from the nail. He should have taken his overcoat also, but he was too dazed. Still dazed, he entered his second-hand flivver. He rode and rode, until he was twenty-five miles from the He thought a cop was chasing him, so he turned into a private road. The road belonged to Farmer Brown, and William James stayed at the Brown’s for lunch. Mrs. Brown was a fine cook; Farmer Brown was a genial man; and Bessie Brown was prettier than Isabel Pearl. Much pret- tier. Why not end his days here, far 7 from correspondence courses, the South Plant, and Isabel Pearl? He followed Bessie around for a month. He kissed her. He told her pret One morning when the dew was on the grass, he asked her to marry him. “How do you get that way?” asked sweetheart from New due tomorrow, and the next day we get married.” Dazed, William James again climbed TN CHURCH. into his flivver. “What about your board bill for the month?” asked Farmer Brown. “How much?” asked William James, A\ ———— yi comicbooks.com