Judge — October 16, 1920 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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7x | | | Which is theAfother? Itis good health which keeps womanly beauty fresh. Cos- metics can only hide the traces of the years in a once pretty face, Mothers who are still young at the age of forty can teach their daughters the value of a good aperient in keeping the biush of youth in their cheeks. WR Tablets (a vegetable aperient) | act pleasantly and naturally to | clear the skin of blemishes and Preserve a healthful, youthful | appearance. All Drugeists eel! the dainty Be. box of MR Tadlets. “American” Spoken Here! Salesgir!—Shall I charge it? Pretty French Girl (unable to think of C —No, send it! Send it three letters! ‘ 1—I don’t understand, madam P. F.G.—1 know now. Send it PD. Q. OD) Dangerous Days It isn't the “straw” vote that’s interesting the political nowadays: it’s the “skirt”? vote. wiseacres Noisy Economy Wife—Oh, John, do stop that no's! are you doing out in the kitchen? Husband—I'm trying to make this margarine sound like a pound of butter. What Suspenders Sor comfort ery pair guaranteed CHUSETTS | SHIRLEY MASS Snoppy Quops No. 14 The Song of Merri Ha Ha Ry W. C. Trrcomm and F. S. Murray HEAR the song of Merri Ha Ha, Big Chief of the Snoppi Quoppis How he made a bow and arrow From his nose the bow he fashioned— Wah-ta-becko, the proboscis, — And the cord was made of goatee Prittie Nifti, the chin-whisker All he made except the arrows These he swapped for strings of wampum At the store of five and ten cents. Stood he by the laughing water Crying, Everybody, Watch me! Shot an arrow toward the sunset And the wind blew through his whiskers. Evening Dress After the dance a woman goes home to put on more clothes to sleep in. A Financial Leak Mer Husband—Had your shopping bag stolen with all your money in it, did you? Why didn’t you keep the roll in the Stocking Bank? Mrs. Smarte—Cause there was a run on the bank Books Received 1 Tankard of Ale, compiled by Theodore Maynard (Robert M. McBride.) Lesbia and Other Poems, by Arthur Symeas. (EB. P. Dutton & Co.) From Persian Uplands & Co.) Mystery and of Horror, by Maurice Level (Kobert M. McBride.) by F. Hale, (E.P, Dutton Tale Ul Things Are P , by Leo Shestov. (Robert M. McBride.) The Door of the Unreal, by Gerald Biss. (G.P. Put nam’s Sons.) eness of Noet Carton Putnam's Sons.) m, by Lady Gregory by William Caine G. P. Putnam's , by Julian Street. (Doubleday, pany.) na Ferber and Newman Levy Page & Company.) The Schoolmaster of Hessville, by Helen R. Martin. (Doubleday, Page & Company.) The Call of the Surf, by Van Campen Heilner and Frank Stick. (Doubleday, Page & Company.) 26 Advertising in Film Fun Pays As comments from our advertisers testify: “Sales at very low cost.” “Paid remarkably well.” “A constant leader.” And many others—let us tell you more. Rate, 50 Cents a Line; $200 a Page. Published monthly by THE LESLIE-JUDGE CO., 225 Fifth Avenue, New York How Sad! By Harry J HE drifted along like a fairy Wittiass And posed in a ravishing Her manner was cheerful and airy; Her laughter was vibrant and gay A man, youthful, handsome and stylish Was sitting apart from the throng— Assuming a poise quite beguilish She leisurely sauntered along. But, though she could carry so neatly The part played by fair womankin« Her efforts were wasted, completely, Because the poor fellow was blind. He Was No Gambler ‘Tommy, a small Prest veing ex amined in the catechism by the visiting min ister “What is meant by regeneration?” asked the divine “Why, it’s just being born again,” replied the victim, with some maternal prompting. “And wouldn't you like to be born again? No reply to this, even under parental pres. until finally, in desperation, the truth “Tain’t taking no chances on being sure, came out a girl!” Woodland Echoes Willis—Did you get much benefit from your vacation? Gillis—Sure did me since. The wife hasn't spoken to When a Horse Is a Donkey You can lead a horse away from U.S, A., but you can’t make him drink. comicbooks.com