Judge — October 9, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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I TEACH YOU TO PLAY BY EAR IN A FEW MONTHS TIME You need not be a museal genius, need not haveany Soumual talent to 5 Fou just have an car Learn the Piano {5.?mudio tan coment ber a tune and will devote a little of your spare time to practice. you can soon be playing popular music, songs, jazz and ragtime by ear—and do It with ease, Beginners and musicians say my original meth- od is the easiest, quickest and most interesting ever devised. No tiresome do-re-mi or scales to learn: just a few simple principles that anyone can easily follow. Ra progress from the start astonishes every pupil Complete course includes twenty lessons that you can easily understand and quickly master; costs no more than is usually charged for a few hours of personal instruction. Easy terms if you wish. Start now and be playing and entertaining your friends hy winter. Write to-day for interesting free booklet. letters from stu- dents and full particulars. RONALD G. WRIGHT, Director NIAGARA SCHOOL OF MUSIC Dept, 310, Niagara Falls, N.Y, Triolet I have kissed a girl before, This is something new. Tell me, will you, why you swore? I have kissed a girl before. Some would smile. Some wanted more. None said wicked words like you. | I have kissed a girl before, This is something new! | Scotch Via Latin Higgins—1 wonder why the doctor asks whether I can read Latin? Wiggins—So that you will not decipher his prescription. Higgins—Nonsense! Who cares what they | call whiskey in a foreign language? Regarding Editorial, Subscription and Advertising Matters SUBSCRIPTION, OFFICES. Main otice Rollding. 225 Filth Avenue, NEW YORK Da ‘Sons. Led. to frebnce resent G OFFICES: Urunewick Bldg, 225 Fifth vork: Marquette Bide., Chicago; Henry Bide., ine.) a 0 tee $5 ESE olf attr a Fequest for the change. ber a ing om the right hand side of the address oper. fe takes trom ten daye to two weeks to make FORIAL OFFICE: 225 Filth Avenoe. New Y' uDcR will be City eo and by post ees eta de al atte et “TCopyrieht 1920, by Leslie judge C. Entered at the Beate ip a mee eee et eater New York lieuben Pe her. President. ‘George I. Sicicher, ‘Seeretary. “e A cor, Tres Fr ar ro Aaa al erent 225 Fifth Avenue JUDGE _ New York City Drown by Pact Reni Intusteaten Lies: Capenza sy tHe Garsace-MAN How It Was T seems to me,” said the recently arrived guest, “that I have seen more motor cars going past here since I came than are usually to be observed in a town of this size.” “Tell you how 'tis,” replied the landlord of the tavern at Grudge. “About the only smooth stretches of street here are around this block and the next one, so when our citizens turn out for the thrill of splitting the wind they just revolve around these two squares till they get all they can stand of it for the time being. You've seen the same cars about ten times apiece, Mr. Newcome.” The Glooms Optimist—It rains on the just as well as on” the unjust. Pessimist—And still worse, it is always the unjust who has the umbrella. UES STU MAGH Gases Sourness Indigestion Heartburn Flatulence Palpitation Just as soon as you eat a tablet or two of Pape’s Diapepsin all the stom- ach distress caused by acidity will end. Pape’s Diapepsin always puts sick, upset, acid stomachs in order at once. Large 60c case—drugstores. Demon Destroyer “Hurry! Hide the bottle! Deacon Salmer.”” “Oh, I don’t think he'd be so terribly shocked.” “No. Here comes But he wouldn't leave a drop.” Hard to Keep Track Of First Flea—1 suppose your family is pretty well scattered. Second Flea—Oh, yes; mother, is on the hog, father went off on a bat, and brother is fol- lowing the hounds. Drawn by Currrox Mexx “He's GETTING AWFUL FAT; ISN'T HE WORKING?” “Yes, ue’s BEEN PULLING CABBAGES over tN Squine Hawkins patcu.” comicbooks.com JUDGe