Judge — October 9, 1920 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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October 9, 1920 Snoppy-Quops No. 13 In Ye Good Old Daze By W. C. Titcoms and F. S. Muxay ORDYCE and Sumner make a pair Such as aren't found everywhere. Young Sumner forms the music-stand— They both look quite hilarious. ld Fordyce thinks it’s simply grand To be a Stradivarious. Like all who have the artist soul They loved too well the flowing bowl. You'd see them hanging round the bars With actors and with movie-stars. They'd play with equal ease and grace The classic and low-browed, But only in the Major keys For Minors weren't allowed! Though temperamental they were smart And knew the value of their art. When asked to pay by sordid Barmen They'd play the overture from Carmen. Use This Chest FREE ———___________- WHY DONT YOU writ THE WORDS FOR A SONG © WELL MELPWOU ALONG sls VREE and pobiiibiog EGYPTIAN DEITIES “The Utmost in Gigarettes” Plain Endor Cork Tip People of culture and refinement invariably PREFER ‘Deities to any other cigarette 3J0F Mogagysos Makers of the Highest Grade Turkish and Egyptian Cigarettes inthe World hey’d render for a lemonade A bit from Schubert’s Serenade. But after something strong like gin They’d play the hits from Lohengrin. For shandy-gafi or half-and-half They’d play the Cavatine by Raff; For just a simple cup of tea Beethoven’s minuet in G. Of soft drinks not so very fond They’d pay with Carrie Jacobs Bond. When they were just about half stewed They'd give Rachmaninofi’s Prelude. And one time when completely soused They did the Garden Scene from Faust. They tried to rush them to the cooler, They only played the Hula Hula. The cops were then completely charmed And let them both go quite unharmed. Improvements Autoist—How is the road to Squash Center? Natire—Well, I ain’t been there this year. But if they ain’t fixed it, it’s bad. If they hev fixed it, it’s damn bad. Draven by Ross W House Hunter IN YOUR CAR. 4 SORRY WE CAN'T BUY A HOUSE FROM YOU, It’s THE MOST CoMPORTABLE "BUS I WAS EVER IN Musical Note “Ts your married life one grand, sweet song?” “Wall, there’s plenty of chin music.” For Its Own Sweet Sake “What are you strutting about and grinning for?” said the Onion. ** You don’t kid yourself that you're stronger than I am?” “Oh, no, not that,” replied the Clove. “Tam so happy. You see, I am no longer the nation- wide liar I used to be.” Her Reasons Judge—Why do you want to divorce 'Rastus, Mandy? Mandy—Jed ten yearsan’ he mony. Bout four pect dat he was |. Ah been married to him for n't done no wurk since de cere- ears ago Ah begun to sus- n’ now foh de last three years he’s been sayin’ as how he was goin’ to git a job. Jedge, he ain’t got one yit. Ah doesn’t mind marryin’ a loafah, but Ah does strenu- ously object to goin’ frew de rest ob mah life yoked to a hypercrit. HUT WE CERTAINLY ENJOYED RIDING Agent—1 AM ALSO THE SELLING AGENT FOR THIS CAR. Now THAT YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH, LET ME SELL YOU ONE. a comicbooks.com