Judge — October 9, 1920 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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n ty Hexas Patwen Baby Stuff—" For three blocks the car dragged the baby carriage. The motor- man stopped after passers-by frantically signaled to him. ¢ MOTORMAN MOVED FROM THE CAkT none the worse for his ride. He rolled his eves and EMITTED A PLEASED ‘GO0-Goo.’ The go-cart was slightly damaged.” — Washington Post. (E.R. Woodward.) A Strange Fa —“Howard Holt, a farmer, and his son, ald, were killed yesterday by a bolt of lightning which struck a barn in which they were work- PHE BARN AND NINE ANIMALS WERE KILLED.” — » York Exening World. (Arthur F. Schmidt.) Not Quite Regular—"Mr. and Mrs. Kristy Zicks, of Natick, Mass. and Dorothy Peristere were united in mar- riage about a half hour after their license had been issued by City Clerk Pugh Two court officers were the attendants.”— AL bany Times-Uni (7 AM. Spelman.) The New Surgery —“Main Street was ted upon at the Nathan Littauer hos- pital in Gloversville to. day. The operation was performed by Dr. M. E. — Johnstown Leader-Repub- (Mildred Puzzling, Yet An- swered—"Q. How much should a girl weigh who is 1 years old and 5 feet s inches in height? A. A girl of that age and height should weigh 90 pounds.’’— Worcester (Mass.) Evening World. (Olga R. Anderson.) Deciphered—“On the ily-leaf of the little volume a single word had been SCRAMBLED — ‘good-by.’"” — Washington (D.C.) Herald. (Hugh H. Teller.) Startling Fact— Babe Ruth’s 37th Homer no Great Help to Gtants.”’—Head. ing in Syracuse Herald. (Henry H. Cohen.) A New Trophy—* To Daniels’s Assis tant Is Presented a Silver Losinc Cup upon Retiring.””"—Caption Buffalo Morn ing Express. (Russell Moore.) Live Stock—‘ A new son was born to Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Sovers of Big Grove-to. This makes the FirTH son AND ONE DAUGHTER in this family. Mr. Sovers is one of the progressive young farmers of Big Grove and raises a very superior grade of cattle and hogs.” The Towa City (Ia.) Citiz (H. T. Green- wald.) A Groundling’s Idea of an Airship “The D-L, the U. 8. Navy’s latest and largest dirigible in her success ful maiden flight, piloted by Lt. Charles Bausch.”—Norfolk (Va.) Ledger (William Schwartz). 13 The Time o° D; “Detectives are trying to determine what might have caused Slavin to fall on the sidewalk in front of McGraw’s apartment house at 301 West tooth Street. one minute after they said Goo NIGHT to cach other at 7:30 O'CLOCK SUNDAY MORNING” —Mon- treal Daily Star. (Robert Dancey.) What's That?—“ The couple left for California almost immediately after the ceremony and will be at home in Dallas at the Oak Lawn Inn after July 15th. Don’t miss this corking concoction of corn-fed comedy and milk-fed mirth.”— Dallas (Tex.) Beau Monde. (E. HW Rupert.) An Observing Motor—*\n MORILE passing Sixteenth Place Island Avenue yesterda two boys in flames. They were G A wire, from which they were unable to loosen their grip.” Philadelphia — Press. (Dorothy Davis.) Fatal Certification —“Upon graduating he is given a ‘certificate of proficiency,’ which means that he is KILLED in every branch of the work.”—Los — Angeles Exening’ Express. (M J. McCauley.) Afraid of the Here- after?—"“Rev. Dr. R E. L. Jarvis has re- signed the pastorate of the First Church of Fresno, after a success- ful service, during which there were many ad- ditions to the church, AS A RESULT OF ILL HEALTH.” —Herald and Presbyterian, (Edward A. Krapp.) comicbooks.com