Judge — October 2, 1920 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Cruminologist | Therapeutic values in reading mystery stories—Admiral Grayson, | ) physician to President Wilson, has been talking enthusiastically about | them in the newspapers. He says} that nothing rests the President! after a hard period of work so { much as a mystery story. The | tale is a challenge to the reader to | Samuel Lyle, solve the puzzle in advance of the solution finally offered by the au- || thor, to analyze the situation and to discover the criminal or the treasure or whatever is the core of the mystery before the fictitious detective, amateur or professional, gets the answer. “SAMUEL LYLE, CRIMINOLO- GIST,’ by Arthur Crabb, is a book of enthralling fiction by an author with a fresh touch, with the settings in fashionable society circles “SAMUEL LYLE, CRIMINOLO- GIST,” is published by The Century Co., 353 Fourth Ave., New York | City, and is sold at all bookstores for $1.75 Hard to Size Up | That fellow seems furtive.” xceedingly so. I can’t determine whether he’s a member of the liquor squad or a promi nent bootlegger.”” | A Difficult Job “Jones is a contortionist.” “Why, I thought he was a bookkeeper?” “Well, any bookkeeper that can make both ends meet these days must be a contortionist.” eS a | A emnm es = ee eee ee JUDGE APRA Yo BAT Regulate your stomach so you can eat favorite foods without ‘fear of Indigestion Flatulence Gases Acidity Palpitation A few tablets of Pape’s Diapepstn correct acidity, thus regulating diges- tion and giving almost instant stom- ach relief, Large 60c case—drugstores. Dies Records that perhaps another Floundering in the high-cost main, A forlorn and salaried brother Hearing. shall lose heart again. owen O, Res ) MY DEAR Provesson, WHAT CAN you PRETEND TO awour women? You a BACHELOR.” “ MY DEAR YOUNG LADY, DOES IT NOT POSSIBLY OCCUR TO YOU THAT IT 1S PERHAPS MY VERY KNOWLEDGE OF WoMEN BACHELOR The Psalm H. C. of L. (What the Heart of the Profiteer With an eve to every chance : Cente Folks dismaying, courts defying By Eouvew J. Fives | I ake the dollars dance! kNow THAT HAS KEPT MEA Said to the | Let us, then. be alibi-ing, carn ELL me not, in foolish numbers. “H.C. L.'s a passing dream! Nor hold forth, like one who slumbers, With the Lever Law, thy theme Hold-Ups What would this country be if it I tell you the South is Southerner- wasn't for the South? | what holds it up Vortherner—Righto, brother. Did you ever spend a winter at a Florida hotel? H.C. L. is here in earnest And the jail is not my goal Give me every cent thou earnest For thy clothing, food and coal For Value Received North went into a music store for some rolls for his player-piano and found. that for eighty- five cents he could get Smiles, for $1.00, Kisses and for $1.50 You'd Be Surprised! SEXUAL KNOWLEDG WINFIELD SCOTT HALL ILD PLD. SEX FACTS MADE PLAIN What every young man and Every young woman should know ‘What every young husband and Every young bould ki Not to lend nor yet to berrow Is my destined end or way; But to act that each tomorrow Find thee poorer than today. Laws are loop-holed, profits fleeting, And my heart—it won’t behave! Like a muffled drum, is beating Mark-up marches to thy grave. In the world of competition In the catch-as-can for life. Make thou, too, hard cash thy mission— Be no zero in the strife! Trust no price-come-down prediction! Get in business for thyself! Soak—and soak without restriction!— Put thy conscience on the shelf. Ak, inflamed eyes, and is an ideal cod since 1798. ‘Keep your eyes well Sha They’ will help keep vos: 35¢ ti AS, AN Deuagiata or Sent by er our Gestion. ft te FREE JOHN 1 THOMPSON SONS & C0., 968 River St. Troy. NY. Lives of hold-up men remind us We can live a high old time And, departing, leave behind us Recérds in the books of crime. 30 eee comicbooks.com