Judge — September 25, 1920 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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the “Are you crazy? Maybe he'll noon got it.” The Modern Luck 1 a horseshoe,” “Yes, it may save you a puncture the “There's luck in tind said Miss Quotes. | next time you drive that way Buffalo Express Hopeless—William E. Anderson, the Anti-Saloon league's clever head, said ata tea in New York “Some of these rich New Yorkers are hopele \ rich New Yorker's wife sai to him the other evening at dinner L'il raise his wages and go out with him myself tor Detroit Free Servant € W orld’ orrow after take me where he Pres3z “Is this an imi ed the man with Progress of an Art tation of butter?” inqt the market basket “LT can't say that it is,” conscientious dealer, “We have gotten far beyond imitating butter. We are now imi- Washington Star replied the tating the imitations.” A Flying Dinner— Mrs. Yeast—Din- ner’s ready, Henry. Mr. Yeast—Wait till L change my over- alls, dear Yo SEARCH OF FRESH AIR “No, We COME EN s * Stuyvesant, the chauffeur came home wh drunk this afternoon. You must dis charge him at oF COURS 4 Discharge him?” velled Stuyvesant his pocket. It might help the authorities to see to it that every prisoner starting on a hunger strike should be immediately pre sented with a ticket in the Cuban or Spanish lottery, ee SED on the limited pportunities they have had for ob of shrewd political sharps is that the They clainy servation, the opinic woman vote makes no difference in election results | that in those communities where women have already had the vote for some time there has been no appreciable difference in = the party line-up. Republican districts have remained Repub | lican, Democratic districts have remained Democratic ar ] I territory is just as doubtful as it ever was. Therefore suring presidential probabilities the prophets can go ahead h the usual amount of certainty in their predictions regard- what the women are going to do to them en in New York State where there are dire threats of what the woman vote is going to do to Senator Wadsworth there is not much uneasiness on the part of his supporters. The blatant element among the suffragists have a virulent dislike or Wadsworth and in their spite are carrying on a n come To 1s, iking them off, Henry. ve grape fruit, and Vonkers Never mind We're going to h ta duck to carve.” you've gt Statesman sclive campaign against him. It is felt though that the very spitefulness of their methods will bring its own reaction and gain for the Senator a complete offset among the women who do not regard their new privil of voting as a sex weapon to be used for the revenge of their vindictive sisters. T’S rather healthy that we are getting this ventilation of the use of money in presidential campaigns. Candidate Cox must feel a good deal like that parrot who talked too D much, but he has rendered a public service even if he has made him self somewhat ridiculous. Shooting vague and unprovable statements in the air may be an effective method of vote-get- ting in local Ohio elections but it provokes prompt and equally effective retaliation when applied to the broader issues of a national contest. To the little innocent voter it must occur that there is some- thing more than pure patriotism in the trade of politics when millions of dollars can be so easily raised by Democrats and Republicans for the purpose of placing their favorite sons in the Presidency.