Judge — September 18, 1920 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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t ( | A Mother. | Writes “This letter is just to tell you about the way your Kora-Konia has helped my baby. He was two weeks old on Thurs- day. July 22nd, and was born on July sth at Amy Base” Hospital, Camp Sherman, Ohio. The heat was so great f that he was covered with a rash and he J looked like he was cooked. He cried con- \ i tinually and I used everything I could 1 think of, but nothing seemed to help. rh saw your advertisement for Kora- Konia in a magazine and got a box and just covered the parts thickly that were , broken out. It was miraculous the way | it relieved him. I have written about it i to three friends who have small children I shall never again be without it.” (Name on request) Try Kora-Konia on your baby for chaf heat, or on self ii n-gets raw when you walk or ercise. It is wonderful for sunburn. i ‘ Send 10 cents for a generous sample. Tre Mennen Company 361 CENTRAL AVENUE Newarn, NJ. USA, Ju. Montreal, Que. Laboratories: Newark, | |KORA- ¢ KONIA Relieves Skin Distress Annabelle and the Pekinese By-Teo Otsox NNABELLE owns a Peking pup, Pampered and spoiled as a pup may be. Charged with the duty of living up To a most remarkable pedigree. Annabelle also keeps in wait Suitors numbering full a score. Willing to brave the direst fate For a smile from the eyes they all adore. Annabelle laughs at their eagerness: Cruel Annabelle loves to tease Making them jealous of each caress Lavishly spent on the Pekinese. Annabelle laughs, and thinks it droll— What for them is a bitter cup— Each of them willing to trade his soul To understudy that pampered pup Annabelle’s eyes are a larkspur blue; Annabelle’s smile is very sweet Why, you wonder, am I not too Humbly bowed at the lady’s feet? I would rather as she may be, Here is the reas on: Leave her, lovely Than sign for life to be step-father a pampered pup with a pedigree! Advice ssenger—In which part of the ship am I cliest to avoid being sea sick? Captain—In the part farthest away from the dining-room. The Exception wise—Are you willing to give guests any pes they ask for? Julia—Ves; 1 am perfectly willing so long as they don’t take the cook Old Stuff “Why didn’t you arrest that rd me yelling robber.” Well, you were coming from the ball park,” said the officer. “I thought you were paying your compliments to the umpire.” You man? A Gentleman Farmer “Why have you turned the cows into the orchard?” “I thought,”” “that I'd like to have said the amateur farmer, re apple butter.” Anticipation “What are you watching, little boy?” “The clothes of some ladies who went in swimming.” “Um. I'll help you.” Wise William By Texsysox J. Dart “You are old, Father William,” the young man remarked. “But your head is astoundingly level. You don’t seem to think because your..back aches The country has gone to the de 23 JUDGE ‘Cosmos Razor Sharpener Two strokes of your razor across a COSMOS Sharp- ener and you're ready for a keen, clean shave. No other attention needed to keep your razor or razor blades in sharp and shipshape condi- tion. Does the job equally well on safety blades and old-style razors. Simple and easy to use —no knack required whatsoever. At your dealer's or send us $2.00 and your dealer's name. | Pe . British American Traders | Sole American Distribators 140 West 22nd Street New York City Beyond His Jurisdiction HERE is an ornament of the New York | bar who is celebrated as being a par ticularly poor sailor. Allowing himself to be inveigled into attending the Cup races as the | guest of a friend, he was soon fast in the clutches of mal de mer, and thoroughly repen tant of his rashness. | A yet more brilliant ornament of the New York bench, seeing the peculiar shade of green which was fast o’erspreading the victim’s countenance, and sensing the coming disaster asked if he could do anything for the sufferer But Counselor X was determined to die game Thank you, jud he murmured weakly “you're very kind, but ['m overrule this motion.” ‘aid you can’t Something in Common “ Being home is just like heaven,” Her lying was no crime, For what she meant was that Her folks were harping all the time. says she. Turning Worms This Handcuff King is the greatest whole world when it comes to Willis— fellow in the worming out of a tight place. Gillis—Shucks. You ought insurance adjuster wriggle out of paying a loss to see a fire 112 pages wonderfel values, diamonds, ens, Daztbe WareWey,you will ‘pever wise eae money, ‘Bends “y aa | too « inenc