Judge — August 28, 1920 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Nae wes: a; Se ee Why He Was Arrested—“ What do you think of Uncle John getting arrested in that old junk automobile of his?” “Surely not for speeding?” “Nope; for blocking the traflic.”— ille Times-Union Jackso} Catastrophe— Pedestrian (to motor- cyclist who is looking bewildered at his machine)—Lost anything, mister? Motorist—VYes. Pedestrian—What is it? Motorist—My girl.—London Telegraph. Some Car—“How do you like your new car?” asked the Lizzie Driver. sreat,” replied the Big Six Driver. “Tt runs so smoothly you can’t feel it. Not a bit of noise; you can’t hear it, Per. fect ignition, you can’t smell a thing. And 1—why it whizzes! You can’t see it.” “ Must be some car,” ventured the Liz- zie Driver. “Can't feel it, can’t smell it, can’t hear it, can’t see it! How do you know it is there?"’—Cincinnati En- quirer The Probability—"I want in my busi- ness to get in touch with a lot of peo- ple.” “Well, you'll succeed if you keep on speeding the way you are doing.”— Baltimore American Male Intuition AK, THIS I8 DECIDEDLY THE HAT THAT'S MOST HECOMING TO ME T MAVE GUESSED IT. It's THE MOST EXPENSIVE OF THE Lor.” —La Baionne! ps 20 The Cockney's Gehenna Not Life Like — Patience—Was the screen picture realistic? Patrice—It_ was not. It showed a farmer in a restaurant drinking his soup and you couldn't hear him.— Yonkers Statesman Waiting*for You—First Angel—Who is that fellow with Saint Peter? Looks as if he was waiting for someone. Second Angel—Oh, that’s Bill Shakes- peare. He's looking for the director that sand brought them up improved his pl to date.—Film Set for Mary—At a place “somewhere east of Suez” an intoxicated gentleman, after being ejected from a moving picture theater, was discovered seated on the doorstep of the back entrance, with a large bouquet in his arms. A policeman arrested him “Did he give dinary behavior?" asked the magis- trate “His speech was a bit indistinct, your honor,” answered the policeman, “but from what I could gather he was waiting to see Mary Pickford home.”—Boston Transcript. reason for his extraor-